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Richard. Ricky. Richie. Just not Dick. Theatre Design | Disney Nerd | Cosplay

[arcnoise]

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

[arcnoise]

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

[arcnoise]

the five broad categories of responses i have received in the tags of this post:

#its peter parker not parallel parker (undercuts the intricately crafted multilayered cake of a pun with the metaphorical broadsword of Haha Funnyman Jokes™️)

#of course he cant drive hes from new york (valid and true)

#of course he can’t drive hes bisexual (also valid and true)

#i saw this post five times before i realized it was a pun (commonly tied to point 2 or point 3, incredibly valid)

#op im gonna kick your ass (the most valid of all)

[mairzymarzipan]

i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you

like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me.  she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual) mother.  she made me wear dresses when i was there.  she always tried to get me to go to church and was always asking me if i was dating a boy yet

i spent years feeling guilty that i wasn’t what she wanted me to be until my mom told me one day “she never bothered to know the real you”

and it’s true.  any time i tried to show her something about myself, even cook for her, it would be dismissed, and a replacement would be offered.  even northern food was somehow a sin.  

she loved me what she thought i should be, she never loved me.  

bc people who love you, they love you for all the stuff that makes you you.  they never consider that it makes you inconvenient.

[cameoappearance]

“It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon loves its gold.“

Loving someone like a prized possession is a very different thing from loving someone like a person you care about.

[opposite-prompt]

The upper and lower patch bays of the SOH Drama Theatre. They have 120 and 90 5kW dimmers, and 200 and 150 20A patch circuits respectively, as well as a handful of switched hot power outlets. There are another 100 or so direct dimmer outlets around the venue.

In 1973, these would have been just about the bees knees.

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[subjectsix]

Miles and Peter B: [swingin around NYC]

Peter B: Does that sign say iHOB??? they’re still doing that here?

Miles: huh? oh yeah, International House of Burgers. They changed their name for some stunt, “iHOP”. So stupid. Can you imagine them making Pancakes?

Peter: 

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[blackqueerblog]

Legends supporting legends

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook

[fuzzydunlop07]

And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke

[angel-of-death-2015]

Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING

[sourcedumal]

Police need to be held accountable for their actions.

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am glad that they are able to Happily Co-exist in this rich and exotic ecosystem

[chromaslip]

Pffffffttt XD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A VIBRANT LAND

[loonyloomy]

Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like that in their household. Hearing his mother’s response after he explained all that was really gratifying. To all Muslim LGBT+ people, As-Salaam-Alaikum <3

[refinery29]

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

[afunnyfeminist]

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

[profeminist]

[profeminist]

More posts on Dr. Willie Parker

[outforhealth]

Willie Parker is a HERO among common people! 

[eclecticmuses]

Dr. Parker is one of the few things I like about Alabama and we are so fortunate to have him here.

[ruinedchildhood]

Women Stay Winning!!!

[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[communistbussy]

and the hidden fourth coping mechanism: spending obscene amounts of money and drowning yourself in material items

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

op and this reblogger didn’t have to call me out this hard oof

[thevoidiliketoshoutinto]

[timballisto]

he saw a wizard airbrushed on the side of a van and the rest was history

[theladytrickster]

when he stopped pretending to be the perfect Respectable Straight Passing Gay™

[abcsofadhd]

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.

[rad-lilithh]

This was the funniest thing to me. Because I was talking to a counselor, and they were like “Are you suicidal?”

“No not really. But sometimes I don’t want to exist though”

“You do know that’s suicidal ideation?”

“…what?”

I wish I kind of knew before. Like honestly, we know so little about mental health.

[aceofthelostempire]