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oh…. why thank you!!
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i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?
/water
oh…. why thank you!!
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i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds
wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste
I reached into the void, and the void gave me a fist bump
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
in honor of the new teaser i'm posting my first fanart in like 10 years
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
great post everyone hit the towers
Delainey listed as one of Film Updates 2026 Rising stars!!!
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Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.
your greatest creation is yourself
little gift for my bf :)
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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember
im not fucking crazy.
if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god
They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.
what the fuck. comics are magic
somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo
she quimps on my jarns til I nittles
love my disabled son
maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.