Life on pedals

Welcome (:

[love-personal]

[duplicitous-nature]

[meltedknives-deactivated2023110]

Burlington THROAT Factory?!?!!

[su-n-s-e-t]

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[velvet74sub]

Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

Thank you

[disputeone]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[blackporn4u]

This post had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

[magicalnaturetour]

Pastellfuchs by Matthias on 500px.com

[winterfellis]

[11h10pm-deactivated20230630]

follow for more

[christophermfowler]

[pickypicnic]

[helpingg]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[naomster]

FOOLS I AM PROTECTED BY THE IMMUNITY DOG

THE CURSE IS LIFTED. YOU ARE ALL FREE.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[wotekdiablowaty]

[jeremylfisher]

Avalanche Lake

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[brobydick]

[thegentm]

[side-goodbye-blog123]

the Mickey Mouse shorts are golden I don’t care who you are I’ve been laughing at this clip for days

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

WHUHAPUN

[edgebug]

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming