life is weird

"you will be warm again"

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[ageae]

[everythingfox]

Why does he need a- … oh

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[userfish]

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[sunfortune]

[louisegluckpdf]

wow that game sure looks stupid. wonder what the prizes are like

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[lintwizardly]

[lostupnorth]

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

[cyndaquilism]

[moandieu]

Subway kitty in Pražského povstání metro station, Prague, Czechia

[lilbot64]

I love how he's holding it back like its a huge dangerous animal

[rickybabyboy]

it is

[scramratz]

There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee