[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[hydro-homies]

hEAlth insurance

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“We refuse to insure your entire skeleton”

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[sputniksea]

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hauntedfruit]

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

[synqra]

[especially]

[wanderlusteurope]

[undeniablely]

[eliminated]

[gingerbronson]

[rinsbian]

[osarumon]

Fixed

[eliminated]

[destroymylife]

[synqra]