Life as a Norwegian

"The fault in my interesting life" written by Me. ........................................ NAME: Aa - AGE: 16 - FROM: Norway - STATUS: Single and ready to mingle - SPORT: Bed - FOOD: yes - CREATIVE: no

[lifeasanorwegian]

Long time no see My life has been unusually boring lately.  Well, that was  before 2 weeks ago when I partied Friday and Saturday (first time I've ever partied 2 days, like, after each other).  I have never been so drunk ever, and it's pretty scary when I think about it, cause I don't know if I have done more than I can remember.  I "had fun" with my ex's cousin... My ex's cousin. I mean, come on, how stupid can I possible be? I'm so worried that my ex will find out, cause then me and Mr.Cousin will be tortured to death (trust me).  I don't regret it because I think it's stupid if I regret it. Done is done, right? *sweats nervously* And he is hot ok. Anyways, I don't think anyone of my friends will find this blog, if so, sorry. 

Well, you have to be yolo sometimes right? *laughs and sweats more nervously*  And like I was TERRIFIED because I thought my period was supposed to come last weekend, and it didn't, and I was like "Fuckfuckfuck no I can't be pregnant no no not me but then again I could be anyways I mean I didn't use the pill and no no things like this doesn't happen to me but maybe it does fuck". But then I found out that it was supposed to come this weekend (it did btw).  Oh well, I will never drink this much again (not in a while at least). I'm going to a party 7. December, and like, if Mr.Cousin is going I have to hide I guess. I will start blogging more btw cause I think somehting is happening in my life now. I feel like there is a boyfriend coming. AHHAHjiuhidhaihfaahahaha.. sorry I swallowed my food wrong.  Ashamed.

[lifeasanorwegian]

Carrots

I haven't bloggen in a while because I'm too frikin' lazy. Anyways, I'm at my dad's house (because my parents are separated(?)) And like, his girlfriend has 2 sons, and the youngest of them lives at my house. Wich is exiting. He was like a stranger and stuff, and now I hate him a lot because he can be really frikin' annoying. But he's cute too thou. He's 14 btw. I'm currently sitting on my bum eating carrots and playing GTA V. I'm driving a taxi and shit because I used a lot of money on a car I lost 5 minutes afterwards, because I'm a GTA noob or something.  I'm also really bored because my little brother just left the room. :'( criing

I have autumn vacation btw, wich is really good. It's over monday tho. But it's been a really fun vacation actually. Sleeping, eating, candy, rollercoasters and G-force and shit. 

Kawaii

[lifeasanorwegian]

BYE HUMANS

I just bought a PS3

Why?

Because GTA V

Goodbye. 

Btw my sister's ukulele playing is annoying as fuck.

[lifeasanorwegian]

UCULELE

My sister just bought a fuckING UCULELE. Like she wasn't noisy enough from before.  Thanks.

[lifeasanorwegian]

12:00 waking up in the morning...

.. gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs gotta' have my bowl gonna have mashed potatoes as breakfast. I woke up 12:00 today and realised that my hand was asleep.. It was really creepy cause I was half asleep and my hand was 100% asleep.. So I think that it was that little lullaby I wrote last night. Anyways, I am now eating mashed potatoes while drinking milk from a wine glass because I'm e gentleman. I also found some presents that my mom has bought me for christmas.. I feel bad.. But I just had to I mean come on. (btw my mom is in the city so she's not home) I also found an empty tampon box, and in there it was 40kr (winwinwin$$$), so I was lucky with that one ;) Oh jesus I just thought my mom came home and almost got a heart attack Nothing more exiting happened this morning.. Now you see how exiting my life is. 

[lifeasanorwegian]

Hush little baby, hush fall asleep, I will soon sacrifice your soul to satan

Me =))))

[lifeasanorwegian]

Hello..?

You're sitting home at night, the clock is 03:03 and you wonder what you're gonna do.  FIRST OFF, I WANT TO SAY SORRY FOR MY MISSPELLINGS AND GRAMMAR AND SHIT SORRY.

.. So you decide to make a blog. On Tumblr. Where you can blog about yourself. Because your life has no meaning.  Why not start with telling a littlebit about myself. I'm 16 years old, I have a wierd name so you can call me Aa, and I'm from Norway.  I live in a village or town or whatev, and it's boring here. =) I love sarcasm, and I do it a lot myself sometimes.. It can be good and it can be bad.  Pff, why not copy some shit from google and paste it, I don't want to write all this shit myself..

What is your middle name?: I don't have one

What was favourite subject at school?: HAHA?!?! Sarcastic question right????

What is your favourite drink?: Pepsi Max and Earl Grey Tea with Milk

What is your favourite song at the moment?: Probably Berzerk by Eminem.

What is your favourite food?: Springrolls/eggrolls whatever you call it.

What is the last thing you bought?: Foo0000000oood

Favourite book of all time?: The Last Apprentice

Favourite Colour?: Lime green

Do you have any pets?: My sister is allergic, so that's why I have my sister as a pet. Or a slave...........

Favourite Perfume?: Escada - Cherry in the Air (?)

Favourite Holiday?: Austria 2013. It was awesome.

Are you married?: Aint nobody got time fo dat Any piercings?: In my tongue (?).. And I have an expelled (?) ear Any tattoos?: Soon.............................

Have you ever been out of the country, if so how many times?: Yes. Uhm.. Denmark, sweden.. eh.. 6 times? 

Do you speak any other language?: English and a littlebit of German.

How many siblings do you have?: My little slav.. uh, sister.

What is your favourite shop?: SheInside & Romwe

Favourite restaurant?: Every chinese restaurant that sells good springrolls.

When was the last time you cried?: I cried today because I saw the VMA(?) video of Miley Cyrus. (I don't hate her ok)

Favourite Blog?: Uhmm... I don't read any blogs? Maybe Petra Karlsson's..

Favourite Movie?: The Brave Little Toaster and Harry Potter and all Lord Of The Rings. And also Spirit Stallion of the Cimmarrion (?)

Favourite TV show?: South Park and Awkward.. Also Adventure Time. And many more. IDK

PC or Mac?: P FUCKING C

What phone do you have?: It's name is shit. It's a HTC X one I think idk and idc 

How tall are you?: 1.67

Can you cook?: No. Am I not attractive now? A mosquito just bit me fuck. Favorite game?: The Legend Of Zelda.. All of them. Do you participate in any sports? I turn around sometimes in my bed if that counts?? Haha, jk, I actually scate.. THAT'S A SPORT OKAY? Favourite Animal? Owl. I would kill for an Owl. A white one.. Called........................................................................ Jame....s.. I mean Hedvig. Favourite YouTubers? PREPARE YOURSELVES.  PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki(Cry), all ugly bois from The Creature Hub (jktheyarehandsomasf), Bodil40, Chilled Chaos, Marzia, Goldenblackhawk(or known as KEVUIUIN), SCMowns (Steven), BajanCanadian, Ms.Heartattack (she'ssohot), lolRenaynay, GassyMexican, MaxMoeFoe, Shane Dawson, ZombiUnicorn (Natalie), The Fine Bros, P0ndern(Norwegian youtuber), ElementAnimation, EPIC MEAL TIME(BECAUSEFOOD), JacksFilms, Baki961 and ofc Cooking with Dog ;D What do you order at Starbucks? I don't like starbucks that much.. But a Frappuchino maybe. One thing in your closet you cannot live without? My underwear`?? What’s one thing most people probably don’t know about you? My nipples are blu... I mean.. Uh.. Probably that I sit on Tumblr and reblog naked men and people having sex (not that sex where you can see penis in vagina.. More like grey gifs of people humping eachother under a carpet or something) Name one thing you want to do before you die: Go to Pax, Comicon, E3 and all that shit. What’s one food you cannot live without? Meatballs. What quote/phrase do you live by? "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" What’s your most listened to song on itunes? I don't use iTunes. What kind of style would you define yourself as having? One day you can see me in a skirt and a top and a big cardigan and all that shit, and the other day you can see me in my sweatpants and a big hoodie. Favourite number? 69 ;o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Two Hobbies? Reblogging sex-gifs and watching youtubers. And skate. And skiing. On twintip and shit. Two Pet Peeves? I have never understood that question.. So, food and food. Guilty Pleasures? When I'm with people I like to sacrifice their souls to Satan without them knowing. Enough about me dontchathink.  Well Don't cha wish your gf was h0t li3k m3 <3 - aA