Life as a Wug @lifeasawug - Tumblr Blog

i hope you heal so hard that the bare minimum disgusts you.

I am seriously struggling with being a person.

If there is no outside influence to make me do something, I just won't do it. I made a appointment to talk to a GP about this, but who knows what they're going to do since they also didn't think I had EDS since I wasn't 'bendy enough' (I have EDS and have a 7/9 beighton score).

I really do want a research job, but there just don't seem to be any in my field. I did think of writing my own proposal to apply for a grant, but my brain just keeps forgetting everything I ever wanted to do.

My dad keeps asking me how someone with a PhD isn't being head hunted. Man I have a degree in psycholinguistics. I'm not curing cancer any time soon.

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And I’m still a few months away from getting my PhD in psycholinguistics

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caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

norskheks

Hey I can mostly read the Chinese employment jelly! Slightly different: "This is the Job Search Jelly. Everyone who sees it will be able to find a good job. Please thank Job Search Jelly." 😊

superlinguo

My collection of Academic Research/Admin tools

Over the years I've build myself a little collection of tools and resources to manage the weird and messy work of being an academic. I thought I'd compile them all here in case any of them are useful to you.

Academic Log

This Google Sheet template from Dr Bronwyn Eager lets you keep track of all the things you've done as an academic. I set it up after a very tedious promotion application and have found it invaluable. There's a blog post about it as well.

Academic Time Tracker

This spreadsheet was developed by Brendan Keogh as a way to track where you spend your hours across the days/weeks/year as a teaching and research academic. I was already doing some gentle time tracking, this sheet has been very useful to help me reflect and think about where I'm spending my energy (and to try and rein in the overwork).

Zotero

Zotero is a great reference manager, and with the browser plug in that I've installed, I've never been more on top of keeping my references up to date. It's also really great for collaborative projects, I have a whole stack of shared collections.

Trello

I have tried using Trello for general task management, but to be honest I'm usually happy with a spreadsheet, keep note or even a physical post it note. I've set up a trello board to keep track of where different articles are for publication, here's a template of it.

Paper diary

I keep a digital calendar, but I just like writing my week out and planning tasks on paper, and it's nice to have it all in one place. There are so many different diaries, I like one that's very minimal so I can use it as I see fit. It's not pretty, but it's useful. I use an emma kate co. because it has very minimalist pages, but that's just me.

Links to other resources I've found helpful:

Pomodoro method (Wikipedia): A good framework for approaching writing and other tasks in short focused sessions.

Seasonal organisation (Kirby Conrod): This article is framed around adhd, but I think it's good for everyone to know that you should always be revisiting how you work.

Cornell method (Katherine Firth): get the most out of your note taking.

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Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

darlingsterns

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”

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at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it