Welp.

Laura. 24. I fall in love a lot. Steve Rogers needs a haircut and I'm going to be the one to give it to him.

[marvelforeverandinfinity-deacti]

Sweeter Than Heaven And Hotter Than Hell..

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[eggsaladstain]

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

[aquanite]

Our unnamed white-tailed kite. 🎵

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

[fakebreast]

[forovnix]

fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that

[reserve]

nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god

[oceansideopus]

cia: that’s a really specific au search ya weirdo.

[akane022]

#we humans have that peculiar ability to turn the worst stupidest dystopian situations#into stuff we can laugh grimly at#i appreciate that (via @the-nothing-maker)

[crowecreates]

I think in light of Stephen Hawking passing, I would like to remind everyone that ALS is a horrible tragic disease. Watching my best friend suffer from it has no joke been the single worst miserable thing. Ever. ALS had it’s 15 minutes of fame after the ice bucket challenge but I would really really encourage people to still raise awareness towards ALS and donate if it’s within their means. Stephen Hawking surviving so long and being able to continue to even just interact with others is in thanks to equipment and resources many ALS patients just don’t have. If you really loved Stephen Hawking please consider donating to the ALS Association or participating in an ALS walk/fundraising event! 

[nitramid]

[foolish-masterm1nd-deactivated2]

[skrotchevo]

[neverthere12345]

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

the worst thing about college is that classes are either like

midterm - 30%

paper - 30%

final - 40%

or they’re like

attendance - 5%

participation - 10%

reading reactions (5 papers worth 2% each) - 10%

midterm - 20% (15% for grad students)

final paper rough draft - 5%

final paper - 15%

group presentation - 10%

final exam - 20% (25% for grad students)

stapling your papers in the correct corner - 2%

breathing - 8%

that’s it no in between

[cinemove]

[baddielabelle]

when I hear something juicy that was really none of my business

[unclefather]

[consivanqueen]