Disrespect Your Surroundings

[familiascreamo]

[huffpost]

[eggley-bagelface-deactivated201]

Oh my gosh my heart just melted

[indie-pale-grunge]

[undeddisfunction]

[subgirlygirl]

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

[yersinia--pestis]

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

[lizard-music]

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

[1squirtle]

waiting for your life to magically get better like

[memeguy-com]

Jealous Siri

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

[folgersfieldcest]

#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president

[lemonsharks]

oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED

[soulfulsock]

[i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly]

Everyone secretly feels this way

[jenniferslaws]

[sweet-tournesol]

[lifecanbesocruel]

Pokémon in 1996: "You sure are a master trainer! You got so many badges!"

Pokémon in 2015: "But what is life ultimately if we are not free to pursue our ideals? Why do we suffer and die if our dreams may never be achieved?!?

[tinas-burger]

[mrgolightly]

[excuse-me-my-seestra-shot-me]

[eroticfriendfictions]

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