Totally Correct Daria Quotes

Quotes that totally showed up in Daria at some point.

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Quinn: I know you think I should write that down, but you know what happens to a thought once I get it in my head? Daria: It dies of loneliness?

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Daria: Do you ever feel like you don't fit in? Jane: *proudly* Only all the time.

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Kevin: Ow, my head... Daria: At least nothing important was hurt.

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Looking on the bright side hurts my eyes.

Daria

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Tom, to Daria and Jane: You guys need to stop introducing me as "the boy you shared."

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The image came so clearly to my head

(Don’t worry this is the first and last(?)time I’ll draw Tom)

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It can't rain! My makeup isn't waterproof!

Quinn

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*Mr. O'Neil is addressed by "Timothy"* Kevin: I always thought your name was Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil. Mr. O'Neil: You thought my name was "Mr. O'Neil Mr. O'Neil"? Kevin: Not Mr. O'Neil Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil. Just Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil.

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Jake: You're awfully quiet this morning Daria...is everything okay? Daria: I'm just not in a talkative mood. Jake: It's not drugs is it? You haven't joined a GANG?! Jake: *gasps* Oh my god, are you in some sort of trouble? Are the police involved? Daria: Yeah, dad. I've joined an international plutonium cartel. I'm silently plotting how to sup a ton of weapons-grade across the Kuwaiti border, OK? Jake: Jake: Well, as long as it's not drugs.

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Deep thought and deep sleep can look a lot alike. At least that's what I tell my teachers.

Jane

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I never get my hopes up, so I never get let down.

Daria

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Quinn: What should I eat for lunch? Daria: Poison.

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For fun, friendship and maybe more, talk to someone else.

Daria

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I'm not a lover or a fighter. I'm a hater talking shit from a safe distance.

Daria

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You know what your problem is?! You think this WHOLE WORLD revolves around YOU, but it DOESN'T! It revolves around the MOON, which is why we have WINTER!

Brittany, to Kevin

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Tom, to Daria and Jane: You guys need to stop introducing me as "the boy you shared."

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Brittany: You're really hot! Kevin: Haha yeah, I sweat a lot in my hoodie.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.

Daria