thewalkingoswin's blog.

Kaci reblogs things. Kaci doesn't give two shits. Kaci is 23. For somereason Kaci is talking in third person.

[fencehopping]

I just love that this was a job.

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

First thought

[nicolas-chocolat-deactivated201]

[copperbadge]

I can’t ever see this without thinking about how Tony braces up right beforehand. Like if Steve hadn’t intervened Tony would have done his level best to grab some horns and wrestle that motherfucker to the ground. 

Delusional but determined, that’s our Stark. 

[onemuseleft]

I want Tony’s train of thought here. “All right. I’m going to fight that dinosaur. This should end fine.”

Steve, meanwhile: “The only dinosaur that gets to wrestle with Tony is me.”

[valleydean]

[demi-lovacado-deactivated202012]

[paddfoot]

the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

[thewalkingoswin]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[just-shower-thoughts]

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

[bogleech]

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

[classicalmonoblogue]

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

[wakaflackalypse]

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

[skygenders]

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

[heavyflirtysoul]

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

[weloveshortvideos]

Everybody be scared of rubberbands

[buzzfeedcomics]

i need to do my emails

[apbajs]

[expressivedepressive]

The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better? Death.’

[after-crisis]

@lumos-vs-nox   This is referred to as “mild suicidal ideation“ or the desire for suicide without substantial action behind it. It often happens when someone deals with prolonged mental health issues and suicidality at a young age. When you’re young, we go through a period where our neural pathways completely rearrange- the things that happen to us at that time will influence these changes. In a way, suicidal ideation becomes an ingrained coping mechanism. A sort of “well at least suicide is always there for me”. Your brain is part-muscle, it remembers things, it learns, it’s super great at adapting, this is just a reflex. It doesn’t mean you are weak, it doesn’t mean you aren’t in recovery.

thank you for posting this, you turned a feeling many people have into words!

[yourfursona]

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

[yourfursona]

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[lujanne]

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

[averagefairy]

how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.