Elvis Goes to Apologize
Hey, budduh. Saw your eyes dippin’ in through the crack of my bedroom door.
Just wanted to take a moment or two to say:
From the bottomuv my heart, I’m sorry you had to see me spleef like that buddio. The peanut butter ran thick on that un. Peefed me by surprise.
Huhuh. Thanks for understandin’. I promise to ya I’ll dubble tribble check my door for ya.
Oh and uhh…don’t come intoda bedroom for a minute. Gotta set tha roomba loose to gobble up some hot, smelly, sticky, loose, wet, disgusting… hoo mama *gasp*…. terrible, undulating, massive wads.






















