adult swim

andy. 21. mega-pastors sinning daughter.

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jaspercclt‌:

     Jasper feigned a serious expression as she pulled herself out of the pool. They sat beside her and declared, “There’s no such thing as too much training.” Dropping the facade, they let out a laugh. “You’re doing great. I think we’re good. You hungry?”

Andy was taken aback for a moment, her eyes going wide at their words before they dropped a facade, a nervous laugh escaping her lips. “Haha very funny.” she said shaking her head. “You scared me! I’m gonna have to get you back now, just a fair warning. I was known as quite the prankmaster back at church camp.” she joked. “Straving actually. I figure I probably should have a ton more before all this. What kinda food did you have in mind?” 

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pipcs‌:

“Yeah. Its nice to have a friendly face.” She felt her cheeks flush a little, turning her face. “Great! So let’s head out.” As they left their cabin, Piper fell in line beside Andy. “What are you in the mood to eat? I swear this place has everything. And if all else fails, I just go to the buffet.”

“Definitely. Jesus, I’m a lot less freaked out now.” she said with a smile. Andy walked alongside Piper considering the question for a few moments before responding. “Everything huh? I could really go for some spaghetti right now! Its been a while since I had a good plate. What’s best around here though?” 

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pipcs‌:

“That’s how I felt when I left. It was rough for a few years but this place… I have a place to sleep… meals… it’s not bad.” This was honestly the best she lived since she left home. “I’m really happy to see you too.” As they hugged, Piper inhaled a whiff. She wasn’t sure what she though Andy would smell like, but it was better. “Yeah… umm… want to go grab some food and we can talk and catch up?”

“Well I’m glad to know it gets better.” Andy replied with a smile. “But just getting to see you here has already definitely made things a lot better.” Andy pulled away still beaming at the other. “I’d love to! I can’t think of a better way to spend my night!” 

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emelia-vitale‌:

Emmy looked over at the younger woman, biting her lip as she looked at the beach towel. “Are you sure? You’re a lifesaver. Literally.” She recognized the other as a lifeguard. When Emmy wasn’t performing or practicing, she was most likely by the pool. “You’re really the best. I’m Emmy, by the way.”

“Yeah of course!” Andy grinned draping it around the other. “You obviously need it more than I do right now. Its what I was hired for! Well not this exactly but saving lives, even if it is just a social life this time.” Andy extended her hand to the other. “Its a pleasure Emmy, I’m Andy. I’ve seen you around the pool!” 

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pipcs‌:

“You did? That’s… amazing.” Piper was trying to act as normal as possible but a wave of emotions was flowing through her. “Yeah… that’s the same reason I took this job. I wanted… to broaden my horizons I guess.” She felt bad for how she treated the other and debated telling her the truth. “I’m sorry about that. Just… with moving here and this new job, I got… a bit busy. I’m really sorry.” She couldn’t bring herself to admit it was someone else.

“Yeah its been kinda hard but definitely worth it, I’ve been a lot happier.” she said with a smile before pulling the other into a tight hug. “I’m just so happy to finally see you. Plus the pay isn’t bad either, its a two for one kind of deal.” she said with a small laugh. “Hey, no no its okay. I’m not mad at you, I was just worried. I’m glad you’re okay.” 

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 ryanxyearling‌:

Ryan closed the door to the cabin quietly behind her, tilting her head back on to the cool wood once she was sure it was closed. She was exhausted. Apparently the last port stop off had been a little bit of a fest for her and she’d suddenly found a few more women that were interested in her company. She couldn’t complain about people wanting her but the ability of said people she could complain about. Just as she pushed away from the door, she noticed someone coming toward her and raised her hands. The overly sweet but fairly bashful smile was instantaneous. A natural talent of her. It usually got her whatever she wanted. “Take pity on a girl. I just had to suck a barely capable silicone dick for thirty minutes. Get us a drink and I’ll do whatever I want. Please.” 

Andy gave the other a look of amusement, able to tell just by looking at her how exhausted she was. While she was kind of jealous by exactly how much more the Escorts made than the others on the ship did, she definitely felt for them, she knew she’d never be able to do what they do. “I guess I can do that.” she said returning the others smile with a small chuckle, pretty much instantly charmed by the others smile.. “What’s the drink of preference here? I don’t mind going to get it for you if you want to rest. I’m sure uh-sucking that for that long has got to be tiring.” she said bashfully. 

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emelia-vitale‌:

She was hardly a gym rat but Emmy did frequently go, needing some type of exercise that being on a boat didn’t provide.  Her shower afterwards was a little longer than usual and not realizing she left her clothes out, they were taken away by someone probably on the cleaning crew.  “Fuck.”  It wasn’t too farfetched to see people walking around in their towels after a dip in the pool or something, but usually there was at least a bathing suit underneath.  And for once, she was a little too aware of how small the towel actually was as she walked through the ship, on her way to her cabin, a tight grip on the towel to ensure there accidental flashing.

Andy walked down the hallway, having just got off from pool duty, a large beach towel draped over her shoulders. She was headed to her room when her eyes fell on Emelia, wearing a very small towel that rather obviously had nothing underneath. “Uh-do you need this?” she asked, picking up pace beside of the other and motioning towards the beach towel. “You can borrow it if you do!” 

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rowanzhang‌:

Rowan couldn’t suppress that laugh that rumbled through her. The thought that some nameless fella on the ship had a thing for her was more than humorous. Very few men caught her eye– and even fewer caught themselves between her thighs. “He can do us both a favor and keep that crush to himself. It ain’t going to do him any good.” Shaking her head, she couldn’t even find the flattery in the situation. Any man that purposely found himself in medical– and wasn’t closer to their youth than otherwise was too desperate for her liking. Again she couldn’t keep a soft chuckle at bay. The fact that she’d now done that twice certainly left her feeling unsettled. Most days people were lucky if they stole a smirk or two from her. Since her days of being forced out of the navy– by her own poor decisions, she hadn’t exactly been the jolliest person to be around. “Well, now you see… we may not have to do that, but I can’t say the same for others. I’ve heard a few stories…” A playful grimace followed and continued with the word emotional. “Those emotional booboos are the worst…” Taking a sip of her drink, her face scrunched up once more. “You know this might be the most I’ve ever said ‘booboo’, at least, since I’ve been an adult.” At her own mention of being an adult, she found herself looking away from Andy. Another reminder of why what almost happened– couldn’t. For a brief moment, she let awkwardness seep in around them. “So, how have you found everything else on the ship? I know how tempting things can be,” she casually inquired, as though she hadn’t both seen and felt more of Andy than was officially left to her imagination. 

“I mean I can’t blame him, you’re totally crushable.” Andy teased with a grin, finishing off her drink before ordering a second. “Most people though would probably handle  more like an adult than that. Next he’ll be  pulling your hair or something.” she laughed. She vividly remembered such intances from when she was younger, boys doing mean things just because they liked her and then being told that they didn’t really mean it, they were ‘just being boys’. Men were weird. “Stories? Well I’ve got time!  Especially if they’re that bad.” she chuckled. Andy nodded in agreement.”Oh same here, I’m not  sure I’ve said booboo since at least  like the First Grade. I think I might bring it back now though. Everyone’s all about nostalgia nowadays anyway right?” Andy shrugged her shoulders at the question. “Other than you? Pretty mediocre.” she teased playfully. “Joking! I’m joking.  I like it so far. Haven’t quite fell into any temptation but I’m sure there’s still plenty of time.” 

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pipcs‌:

The last thing Piper was expecting was to run into another girl from her past (semi present). But here she was. The girl Piper met online, who’d seen her one two many times pleasing herself on skype or in a video sent to her. The girl she’d been avoiding since seeing Jasper. “Andy. Oh… my God. What? How?” Her mouth suddenly went dry but she walked over and hugged the other, pulling back with a smile. “I… I work here. I’m a maid. What are you doing here?”

“Well I just got here. I didn’t expect to see anyone I knew. I finally left home.” she replied softly, confusion still painted on her face. “This is crazy though.” she said giving the other a tight squeeze as she hugged her, pulling back with a smile of her own.  “I needed a job and found one here, I figured it’d be good for me after getting out of there.” She reached up, hands shaking and brushed a strand of hair behind her ear. “I can’t believe you’re here and gosh.... you’re even more beautiful in person.” At those words though Andy looked away biting down on her lip. “Sorry. That was weird. I just...I’d convinced myself I’d never actually get to see you, especially now since we haven’t talked in a  little while. I swear though, I totally didn’t know you worked here too.” 

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Grace || Andy

Grace: andy???

Grace: fuck me sideways that was not intended for you. my bad.

Grace: but really...? truly?

Grace: you like girls?

Andy: that's me!

Andy: uh yeah, you're super hot. why not?

Andy: lmao. grace, i'm a lesbian. i thought you knew that?

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[rowanzhang]

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Andy surfaced from the water, breathing heavily and setting the cinderblock on the outside of the pool. “There.” she said panting loudly. “That’s gotta be it right? How much more training could we possibly have?” she said, pushing up out of the pool and resting on the edge, her feet still in the water. “We’ve been going at this for hours.” 

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Andy laid on her bed in her room, her training having finished for the day and relaxing. She still had jitters but she was a lot more calm than she’d been earlier in the day. She knew going to work on the boat would be a huge transition in her life but not quite how big it would be until she was actually here. She read her book, only looking up when she heard the door to the room click open, her eyes flitting to it and resting on the other for a moment, thinking she had to be seeing things. “Piper?” she asked closing her book around her finger. “There’s no way.” she muttered, reaching down with her other hand and pinching herself. “I mean...that’s you right? Its me Andy.” she said, sitting up. “What are you doing here?” she asked, confusion painted on her face. 

@pipcs

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Grace || open

Grace: I'm feeling generous... I really want to go down on you right now.

Andy: uh, wait you did mean to send this to me right?

Andy: because if so i'm very very open to that.

Andy: and if not i'm still very very open to that.

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harlowthller‌:

“They never clean up after themselves!” Harlow said with a groan as she pressed her forehead against the wall of the room she’d been cleaning up. Though the money was good, she was beginning to feel like the job was getting to know. Especially when she forgot to close the door and heard footsteps behind her, whirling around with a shocked expression. “I’m sorry, I haven’t realized I said that out loud.”

“Yeah...they don’t do a lot of things for themselves.” Andy replied, offering the other a weak smile. “Oh no, don’t worry about it. I’ve probably said more than a few things about some of them I shouldn’t have out loud already, I think its just part of the territory.” she said stepping over and peering into the room, her eyes going wide at the mess. “Wow...yeah. That’s pretty bad. I’m already off so if you need an extra hand I don’t mind?” 

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Rowan

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗 

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