Life of the Average

Cassidy. 25. Washington.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i cant stop laughing

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

Because.... Babies laughing...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gay-irl]

gay💉irl

[commanderfreddy]

hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”

[commanderfreddy]

THE PUMPKIN!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[juanin-pro]

[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[crtastrophic]

*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic designer please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[everythingfox]

tippy taps

[the-punforgiven]

God could you imagine a scene in a fantasy movie or some shit where the heroes kill the main villain’s prized general or some shit and the villain pins one of their henchmen to the wall and is all like “Who killed my second-in-command?!?” and the henchman just like “we don’t know sir it was just some band of no-name adventurers!” and then the camera pans over to the adventurers just like 

[the-punforgiven]

I’ve been informed that No-Name brand is not commonly found outside of Canada so let me explain that these products are what I’m referencing with this

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

Y'all I’m telling you, love someone. Love them unconditionally, love them no strings attached. Love them not because you want to date them but love them because if there wasn’t a romantic relationship involved you’d still want them around. Love them the way you dream of being loved. Love is a really great thing.

[juliannewhore]

[weonsinnombre]

[evilchrispine]

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

[proteus-no]

Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬

[joshpeck]

I HATE IT HERE

[grifalinas]

I don’t know if anyone needs to hear this but “we all respond to trauma in different ways, not just pretty palatable ways” and “we are accountable for our own actions, even actions born from trauma” are not contradictory statements