life is a club and we're born to party!

HAIIII!!! welcome to my blog!!! or is it a view of my life? who knows! it constantly changes! it's so fun!!! oh yeah... I'm fun!!! or party or whatever!! limiting yourself to a single name is so... unfun! gender is a concept made by flesh so I don't care about pronouns use whatever you want!

[lifeintheparty]

Divider made by: @/adornedwithlight

"hm? Oh!!! Haii!! Guess I have this now!! Hai everyone!!! Uhm....."

"fuuuuck.... What do I say I'm not good when put on the spot... Uhhh......., oh yeah! My name's fun... Or whatever you want honestly! I'm the thing that gives you your personality! After all you'd be lost with my existence!I mean come on... Who's the stat you think of the most huh? Certainly not mind god what a bitch anywho! Yes before you ask we're sentient and always watchin everything ya do! Everything. Haha! What else do a mention that's already not in the description of this blog?"

[a disembodied yellow hand appears and rubs where the chin would be on this fucked up little spear]

"oh yeah! If you see any of the other stats tell them I said hi!!n except for mind you can tell them I told them to kys!!! Thanks if you did so!!! I would say xoxo but I'm not charm and I really don't want to kiss any of you or yaknow do anything involving x's and o's...... People on the Internet are known to be Redditors that sit in their own filth so yaknow! No harsh feelings Huns!"

RULES:

1. No bringing up drama in asks or DMS, keep that shit to yourself and away from the inbox and DMS..

2. This blog is 100% 17+ monster prom is a pretty horny and raunchy game so like yaknow, NSFW topics inevitable, also sex is funny so like errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm blinks autisticily at you

3. If this ever feels like a gay stereotype I would like to say I am pretty gay myself and if this little freak ever becomes a slut who loves being feminine and men that is NOT inherently a horrible thing, and you my promise that it'll never be a one note stereotype if I take the character in that direction

4. DON'T ACTUALLY HARASS OTHER BLOGS BECAUSE OF ME, if my character hates a character you shouldn't go to a blog of that character and send them death threats or shit be a normal human being.

That's all!!! Xoxo -mod plant

[w4xw1ngz]

"hey you 📀 fella, or DVD fella? Or whatever you call yourself I do not have good reading comprehension, also I don't care what you call yourself, anyway you seem like an absolutely fucked up freak, and from my experience fucked up possibly hideous freaks are good at partying so tell me, what's your party game like huh? On a scale of "joyous and whimsical" to "i hate everything and i should die immediately" where do you rank huh?"

- @lifeintheparty

📀: I do not party. Partying is a distraction from my greater goal. But... my creator used to party with his green-haired friend. He was kind of freaky.

To humour your scale, I'd be at rock bottom.

💿: ME, however, I LOVE TO PARTY! Ehe, once I drank a cocktail that i'm pretty sure was just motor oil.

📀: What's so weird about drinking motor oil?

💿: ... Go back to your corner and think about what you just said.

[lifeintheparty]

"ough... Yeesh would definitely say that deserves some [-5 fun] for green text over here... And hell yeah! ... Optical disc? What the fuck? That's what that's called? That's a stupid fucking name I'm calling you bobsun, anyways hell fucking yeah bobsun glad there's a partier amongst your group though you should definitely drink some more motor oil I think that'd be pretty funny"

[lifeintheparty]

"bluhh... I haven't been able to drop some losers fun stats in awhile... I want to ruin someone's life ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ it was always so funny to fuck with that embodiment fear!! What the fuck was their name... boz? Bitch? Oswald?"

[two disemboweled yellow hands appear behind the yellow orb which was sitting in an arm chair, the hands went into the position where you fold your arms behind your back, yeah you know the one I'm talking about, anywho the orb somehow gets into a position where it looks like it's leaning back in the chair, how does it do this? Like I fucking know I'm just the narrator for this freakish thing]

"eh who cares remembering names is nerd stuff for lame stupid nerds like smarts, but GOD I'm bored, thank God I don't have stats myself! I'd definitely have [-10 fun] right now from how fucking BORING this is like oh my GOD I feel the silly being sucked non sexual style out my goddamn body! Li-"

[the orb then proceeds to go on a tirade about how bored it was, it goes on so long infact that you literally pass out and hit your head cracking it open and causing your fun juices to bleed out of your body, you lose [-5 fun] for reading this ad gain [+1 concussion] you should probably go to the doctor's for that]