Life Irritates Art

It does.

[upsidedowndreaming]

One of my friends from work also sells Partylite candles, which I LOVE, and I bought 4 dozen candles (so like 48) from her last month on a really really good sale... and then today I used a $15 off coupon that she gave me for watching a fb live she did, that was gonna expire soon, and ordered some sampler packs... which added up to like 80 more candles in 15 different scents

Listen I love candles. Probably too much. And I didn’t spend a lot. But... What the fuck am I gonna do with all of these candles?!?! 😂

[lifeirritatesart]

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#chloeisacat

[spiraldoom-deactivated20221217]

[bublog]

Watch Lil BUB’s Super Bowl instead.

[lifeirritatesart]

😍

[ingridverse]

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

[signedtheghost]

I demand to know why I can’t hit add a million more likes to this post.

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[snowradish]

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[vanehwasreal]

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

[scottaukerman]

Riding into 2018 like

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

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Someone's back on the nip #catnip #chloeisacat #reefermadness

[lifeirritatesart]

Ah, the timeless tradition of throwing the random clothing in my car on top of the pizza box to help keep it warm on the ride home #pizza (at Adrian's Pizza of Wexford)

[giraffesgiraffesband]

I can’t stop listening to this song. It sounds like an Owls/Make Believe/Joan Of Arc B-side.

[lifeirritatesart]

One of my favs since middle school.

[lifeirritatesart]

#guitarist

[lifeirritatesart]

#myboo #chloeisacat

[frogmp3]

my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you

me: you want bread? i got you some bread

[lifeirritatesart]

I feel so bad all the time

[lifeirritatesart]

I pulled out my other basses to see if I really liked the Memphis better, or if I just liked it because it was new to me. I love it and it was the best... #fender #memphis #epiphone #jazzbass #pbass #thunderbird #mim #mij #mik (at Spring Garden (Pittsburgh))

[lifeirritatesart]

Look how #majestic Chloe is today in the sunlight. #chloeisacat #pizzabox