The Education System Has Failed Me

[jejejijiju]

Jay and Roy

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

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:(

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

My body when I take a sip of water after waking up: ugh are you kidding? That's it your stomach is gonna hurt and you're gonna feel nauseous

My body when I roll out of bed and eat cheetos: no yeah you're fine dude, you were made for this

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

[writing-prompt-s]

“You get 10 wishes.” “…isn’t it supposed to be 3?” “Well, it varies. 3 is the baseline for a person who’s doing fine. People doing really well only get 1 or 2 wishes. And if you’re doing poorly… well, you looked like you could use some more wishes than usual.”

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

Bitch was going through it

[polysentimental-geometry-deacti]

at least italians can say they were raised that way. hetalians on the other hand...

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

I should be a skydiver or smthn cuz the urge to run full speed over the edge of something and fall into the abyss is insatiable.

[matsuropalette]

reblog to punt this little shit 

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

My followers are only the highest of class

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Mood

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

Alternative way to spell John: Jean

According to the rules or Sean

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

My posts must be really attractive considering how many of my followers are offering their nudes

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

Nikki Cross is great and I love her

[lifeistooshortandsoami]

Sometimes I think about the time I had to do a biography project on a poet or some shit and we were just kinda given a list of names and had like 20 minutes to choose and I ended up having to ask my teacher if I could change poets the next day cuz the girl I chose was a fucking pedophile