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Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

"I can still smell them [the turkeys], Bob. They're inside my mind nose."

Episode: "Dawn of the Peck" S5, E4

Who said it: Mickey

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #Mickey #Dawn of the Peck #Turkeys #scarred for life #never eat turkey again

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

"Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you: I'd fire you all if I could."

Who said it: Bob Belcher

Episode: "Human Flesh", S1, Ep1

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #classic #classic Bob #relatable

Bob's Burgers' Character Quote of the Day

Season 1, Episode 2 "Crawl Space"

Kuchi Kopi: So, your mother-in-law is quite... willful.

Bob: Yeah, she is.

Kuchi Kopi: She needs to be... corrected.

Bob: What does that mean?

Kuchi Kopi: Killed.

Bob: Wow. You turned into a mean little night-light, Kuchi.

. . . . .

This one gets me every time. 😂

More Kuchi Kopi to come!

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #Kuchi Kopi #The Shining #crawl space #Bob's burgers season 1

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

Quote: Stay out of my room!

Who said it: Linda Belcher

Episodes: Multiple (Ongoing gag)

#bob's burgers #Linda Belcher #stay out of my room #Oh Linda #what are you hiding?#Me #Actually me

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

S3, E3 "Bob Fires the Kids"

Quote: "I'm gonna write a eulogy: I knew you so briefly, you dead soap dog."

Who Said It: Gene Belcher (after breaking/murdering Bob's childhood soap dog, Mr. Doglavich)

#bob's burgers #gene belcher #bob belcher #mr. doglavich #so sad #poor bob #RIP mr. doglavich

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

"Fine! Throw away the best thing that's ever happened to you.

But know this: I will taste Pam's hair! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

"Beefsquatch" S2, E9

Who said it: Nathan

#bob's burgers #Beefsquatch #Nathan #Tina Belcher #Pam #Pam's hair #WTF moment

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

Quote:

"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LOVE YOU!"

Episode: "Beefsquatch" S2, E9

Who says it: Nathan (to Tina)

#bob's burgers #Beefsquatch #Tina #Nathan

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

Episode: "The Last Gingerbread House on the Left"

S7 E7

Who said it: Bob Belcher

"I think we need to explain to them [the kids] what 'poor' means."

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #Poor Bob #I feel ya #me to my student loans

Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day

Bob: "[It] made me want to stop supporting the arts and start actively working against them."

Bob's Burgers: Season 9, Episode 18

If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?

#Bob's Burgers #Bob Belcher #Oh Bob #Me

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