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Aiden, they/them. No theme here.

I used to be @thelifeofaclowngirl and @giftwrappedsuburbanlegends. This is not a weed joke (well. Not intentionally) Im talking about actual broccoli

ok ~nine months later, i must know- how often do you listen to the TLOAS album in *full*:

daily

more than once a week

weekly

more than once a month

monthly

rarely

never

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

*full* can still include one or two skips

rarely = every 2-3 months or less

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

Sad. Full of sad today.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

I keep thinking my wife is almost done with her meeting with her boss but misjudging lol

Letting the days go by

Im hungry & i could go get breakfast but I cant decide what kind of breakfast to eat

mike flanagan vs not compulsively upholding nuclear family connections as an inherently morally good/redemptive force

You know that's right 😏

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

I'm the worst thing at this party