this is what you came for

Dyke | 30s

[etherealplans]

the problem with off campus and heated rivalry is that they imply male hockey players are ensouled

[hoziernatural]

trying to find a 2013ish tumblr playlist and all of them are like grunge pale the 1975 alt girl tumblr like WHERE is the multifandom side of tumblr in all of this. what about pompeii safe and sound take me to church the a team ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN???? you know tumblr classics

[lamignonette]

[tablesage]

useful framework

[two-seventyone]

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

[autisticexpression2]

Genres of Xena episode:

Loosely adapted myth/historical event

Autolycus heist episode

Gabrielle wump

Evil Xena relapse

The girls are fighting!

One or both of the girls are crucified 

Aphrodite's wacky hijinks

Out of nowhere modern episode

Two part flashback where something very LGBT happens

[dogpuppy]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[tfemflightinstructor]

[miiilowo]

you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

[joanna-lannister]

CERSEI LANNISTER 8.05 | “The Bells”

[joanna-lannister]

CERSEI LANNISTER 3.05 | “Kissed by Fire”

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[joanna-lannister]

CERSEI LANNISTER 4.05 | “First of His Name”

[nerdreamer]

[starrybouquet]

GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY ➟ The X-Files 1.17 E.B.E.

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[artemisiasea]

From Octavia Butler’s notebooks, 1988