Life Is weird, ok?

my blog for life stories & quotes that are so me I could have written them myself

[translife]

Hey guys, I am moving out of my home in the next few months and am hoping to be able to get top surgery asap. I have made a campaign where I am selling shirts to help fund it. I am working towards extra jobs and money so I can also pay for it, but any little extra can help. I maje about $7 off each shirt and about $9 off each hoodie. If you can’t help with money, please share this post if you can!

https://www.bonfire.com/i-support-transgender-rights-pride-shirt/

[twentyonedepressedbloggers]

Hey guys! This is a good friend of mine that needs help transitioning. They know I am inactive on tumblr but asked if I could post this anyways.

Please help support my friend Anthony in this time!

[absolutelyuselesschaosblog]

Signal Boost!! Help support my friend!!

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Has nothing to do with my blog but fuck it supportting trans people is more than worth it. This is my friend and I want nothing but the best for him

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Man i wish i had a story that cool. My childhood stuffed animal i have had every day of my life that i got when i was zero days old was named love when i could speak.

Ive been a writer all my life and decided one day when I get engaged or married im going to give my "love" away and its going to be super cute and yeah.

But seriously i think your story wins

[blackviolets-blog1]

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Ah, crippling dysphoria. We meet again

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Ok break over ill tell yall about the onesie family in a bit brb

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Then there was a customer a few days ago who saw the avengers shirt i wore and was like omg are you a marvel fan and i was like uh yeah and he was like how BIG of a fan and i said im a pretty big fan and then he explained to me tjat hes a professional deadpool cosplayer and gets asked to conventions and stuff and i just kind of nodded and yeah anyways that was interesting

[lifeofananxiousbean]

So there were 4 drunk people at work the other day and they came in drunk but ordered a pitcher of beer each and long story short this guy and his girlfriend both hit on me and the girl held my hand really awkwardly and they shouted that they loved me as they left and im sTILL not sure how i feel about it

[lifeofananxiousbean]

On my next break ill tell you all about the drunk four and the deadpool cosplayer and the onesie family stay tuned

[lifeofananxiousbean]

However my manager heard me and took me seriously so she keeps buying me food and i find that sweet and also hilarious

[lifeofananxiousbean]

And story three for the moment being, a customer at work turned his shoes in after bowling, winked at me and said he left a tip in the shoe. I laughed and said okay and found two pennies. I turned to my coworker and explained the situation and held up the coins and he laughed and then i said with the most serious face i could muster "i can eat today!" And he laughed so hard and im very proud of myself for that

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Story two of the night was when i was little my dad told me if anyone ever tried to touch me or take me to scream bloody murder and i took it so very literally. Cut scene to six year old me when a waitress couldnt get my attention in cracker barrel so she tapped my shoulder and i screamed "BLOODY MURDER" out loud

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Three stories today first of all theres a stinkbug in the bathroom at work and he kind of just lives here now his name is jackson and he sleeps in the toilets. So today theres a lady in the bathroom that sees him and screams bloody murder that theres a stinkbug and im just sitting here shitting so when shes finished i yell back "its just jackson, calm down!" And she laughed so hard. She thought it was funny he had a name.

[lifeofananxiousbean]

These are the same online friends that met through me and got married on facebook after ten minutes . I don't know what they talk about but somehow I'm always in the middle XD

[lifeofananxiousbean]

"Hold onto your wig, im about to spill the tea"

Is so common a phrase now but im like just old enough to where (in my opinion) I am too old to go on with that trend. Especially since all i can think of when i hear that prase is colonial america ...

[akajessi-blog]

i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does

[lifeofananxiousbean]

Haven’t seen you post in a minute, how have things been?

Hi! Thank you for checking up. I've been in a bad place lately with very few stories worth joking about on here. I'll try to think of a few soon :)

[lifeofananxiousbean]

When I was eight I got really frustrated and that means sarcastic so I was doing math and I just stopped functioning and my mom was like well let's take these lemons and make lemonade out of this situation and i said lemonade was a consolation prize for conforming, I just want to take the lemons and throw them at people