Life of Arlene

I'm Arlene. 18 years old.. Follow me around. sc and ig: lifeofarlene

[lifeofarlene]

[lifeofarlene]

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[cushfuddled]

GLORIOUS

[lifeofarlene]

[lifeofarlene]

You guys should go subscribe to my channel

[lifeofarlene]

That moment when you realize you have 0 friends

[lifeofarlene]

♡♡

[lifeofarlene]

I really like these photos. I did edit them both and the second one is of my cousin

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[lifeofarlene]

Here is the deal

So, as some of you may know i just graduated from high school💛💚🎓. At the moment I am trying to figure out what to do with my life. So when I was a junior I figured out what I wanted to do which was be surgeon(plastic or trauma). And i got accepted to a university for the Pre-Med programs, I told my parents and they were happy for about half a second, then they starred going off about how long its gonna take me and that I can't afford to go and I got really upset, meanwhile the rest of my family was incredibly happy. Then my mom kept talking about me being a teacher because I would get a good health insurance and what not which got me so pissed of cause she does not support me at all. So now I got registered to a community college to major in psychology, although I am fascinated with psychology I can not for the life of me go through with it because it is not what I want and I just need help to figure out ehat to do

[lifeofarlene]

🖤🖤

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[lifeofarlene]

[lifeofarlene]

🐝🐝 ironically im allergic to bees 😂😂

[lifeofarlene]

Houston vacation

[valleypunx]

my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[hottakeidontcare-deactivated201]

“What the hell? What is this??”

[the-rouge-of-doom]

She’s so confused and perfect