[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[babyanimalgifs]

Can we just appreciate this daschund

[theweirdwideweb]

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[halfstable-deactivated20190928]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[non-eadem]

[hwic-blog1]

nerd

[potentcombinations]

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

[loversof221b]

dramantis 

[hold-please-thanks]

[sappysass]

[pokabu]

what if websites had closing hours

[love-is-a-game-you-say]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

me trying to wake up for an 8am

[oknope]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: