Sorry for the unexpected hiatus, I had a massive muse drop, as well as so much happening irl that Iâd rather not get into, but Iâm going to try and get some stuff done on my end.
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@lifespentinadream
Sorry for the unexpected hiatus, I had a massive muse drop, as well as so much happening irl that Iâd rather not get into, but Iâm going to try and get some stuff done on my end.
Send đŹ + a rumor and my muse will react to it.
Llamas with Hats sentence starters (pt. 1)
âThereâs a dead human in our house!â âOh, hey, how did you get here?â âMe? Hey- I didnât do this.â âExplain what happened!â âIâve never seen him before in my life!â âWhy did you kill this person!â âI do not kill people- that is, that is my least favorite thing to do.â âTell me exactly what you were doing before i got home.â âSo I was upstairs, I was, ah,uh sitting in my room, reading a book, and this guy walked inâŠâ ââŠSo I went up to him, and I stabbed him thirty-seven ties in the chest!â âDude, that kills people!â âOh, wow, haha, I didnât know that would kill him.â âHow could you not know that it would kill him?!â âYeah, Iâm in the wrong here. I suck.â âWhat happened to his handsâŠ? Why are they missing?â âI ah, kind of cooked them up⊠and ate them!â âLook, I was hungry, and when you crave for something, well,â âMy stomach was making the rumbliesâŠ. that only ____ could satisfy.â âWhat is wrong with you?â âWhat on Earth was all that?!â âIâm not sure what youâre trying to say.â âYou sunk an entire cruise ship!â âAre you sure that was me? I think I wouldâve remembered doing something like that.â âI SAW you fire a harpoon into the captainâs face!â âThat sounds dangerous.â âYou were shoving children off the side of the ship!â âThat must have been horrifying to watch.â âThen you started making out with the ice sculptures!â âThank God the children were not there to see it.â âWhy is the floor all red and sticky?â âWould you believe itâs not blood on the floor? That itâs strawberry milkshake? Melted gumdrops? Some of Godâs Tears?â âTell me the truth!â âIt was the lovely elderly couple from room 2B.â âI canât believe what Iâm hearing.â âThey were taking all the crescent rolls.â âI will not apologize for art.â âWhere is everyone else?â âWhoa, you won the prize! I didnât even notice that!â âLooking at the trajectory of the moon and sun, the rest of the people are probably at the bottom of the ocean. I put holes in the lifeboats.â âOkay, okay, I have a problem, I have a seriously problem.â âYou are just terrible today.â âShh, do you hear that? Itâs the sound of forgiveness.â âThatâs the sound of people drowning, you idiot.â âAh yes, the sound of forgiveness: screaming and then silence.â
snxckersnxckismsâ:
âIs it such a crime to be in such a wondrous mood, especially when met with such a lovely sight?â He asked playfully. Malchior however blushed at the tug to his tie as he was dragged down for a kiss, not that he complained at all. His striped tail made a slight heart shape as he blushed against the princess a hand reaching to cup her cheek as his ears twitched ever so slightly.
Her face flushed dark pink as she lent into the feeling of his hand on her cheek, placing a hand on his tenderly. Eventually she pulled back, snickering at the striped heart made from his tail, sighing softly as she shook her head, still making sure his hand was on her cheek as she smiled and whispered âNo... and it should never be a crime if it lets me see you smile.â
If they had a kid meme
send me a pair name and Iâll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.
Name:
Gender:
General Appearance:
Personality:
Special Talents:
Who they like better:
Who they take after more:
Personal Head canon:
Face Claim:
What Form of Gentle Affection Are You?
brushing loose hair behind your lover's ear
the gentle tenderness and care... deep yearning from the barest brush of skin... wanting to ask for more but being unsure... you spend a lot of time worrying about whether or not you will find love, and sometimes arenât even sure if romance is something worth pursuing. you have spent so long being on your own, you simply struggle to picture yourself beside another person. perhaps you even secretly worry that you are too much for another person. it it important to not think of yourself as someone unlovable, as you are just as deserving of romance as any. however, it is also important to not place your value on relationships; you are a complete person on your own.
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Tagging: You (if ya wanna, I donât mind)
Death in Paradise sentence starters (s1. e1.)
âAlways best if you donât ask.â âAnything else? Any other bombshells I should know about?â âAre you insane?â âAre you saying women donât kill people?â âBest if I donât ask?â âCall an ambulance. Now.â âFine, weâll grab some sandwiches on the way.â âFrench, great. Just when I thought it couldnât get any worse.â âHow are we going to get to it?â âHow did you just do that?â âHow many fingers am I holding, {name}?â âI canât think why they sent me here.â âI didnât know what was going on, I hid.â âI thought youâd never ask.â âI was down here for a touch of privacy with a⊠special friend.â âIs it always this hot?â âIt can only be opened from the outside.â âItâs imperative I get on the network ASAP.â âItâs not likely to be me, is it? Iâve been in {place} for the last 13 years!â âItâs the heat. Itâs finally got the better of him/her/them.â âNo point looking at me like that, Iâm off.â âOh, come on.â âOh, for heavenâs sake, Iâll do it.â âOi! Iâm not a crook!â âOkay, so Iâll see you tomorrow, shall I?â âRemind me to tell you the story of the tortoise and the hare some time.â âShe/he/they was in my house.â âSheâs/heâs/theyâre lying, arenât you?â âThank you, Iâll take over from here.â âThat wonât be possible.â âThe argument was quick, wordless and ended with a glass all over her/him/them.â âThereâs a whole world out there, you know, {name}?â âTry harder.â âWe donât need outside help.â âWelcome to paradise.â âWeâve got a problem.â âWhat do you do in emergencies?â âWho are you?â âYou are in so much trouble.â âYou canât put me in here!â âYou havenât heard, have you?â âYou need a break, letâs go for a walk.â âYou need to watch out for snakes, {name}.â
sparkadream·:
Harley also gives another slight snorting laugh. âReally? I never wouldâa been able ta tell.â She jokes as she picks up one of the newly freed cords in order to start properly wrapping it up. âItâs a surprise! But trust me when I say itâs gonna be great!â The jester assures with a light hum while putting the rope sheâd been wrapping up into the equipment bag. Blue eyes look over what was already within. âHmmm, looks like we got just âbout everythinâ we need.â She notes turning back to the princess. âCan ya thinkâa anythinâ else?â
Briar nodded as she listened and helped wrap up the chords, making a double check on her checklist that everything was accounted for âEverything seems to be good.â She beamed and glanced around âNow can we get moving... no offence but I really donât trust this town.â She said despite still being inside, straightening herself up a little. Having been raised in the safety of her own kingdom Gotham was something else. That didnât stop her need for adrenaline pumping out seratonin.
sparkadream·:
âHow unfortunateâŠyou woke up.â The cat notes with a small huff as he sat up now. âPerhaps I should have gone with the slashes to the face, least that wouldâve left a mark.â Cheshâs tail moved to curl alongside him while ivory claws begin to lightly tap against the branch. Oh well too late now at least her reaction was amusing enough for the time being. Gold eyes narrow slightly at the princess though it also brought forth a light grin as well.Â
âSee something you like or are you just playing fish out of water now?â He teases after a moment of her staring.
Briarâs eyes narrowed as her eyes remained focused on him âNo. I was just wondering why you were just staring while I fell into the river and almost drowned, I could have- you... pushed meâ she pieced together, her body stopping from her position of ringing her hair free of the river water, her only movement the shivering she couldnât seem to stop as she stepped from the river.
âWhat were you thinking?!â She snapped, it was rare that Briar ever had problems with anyone, why now was she beginning to have some with this random cat.
send me â€Â + a ship and iâll tell youâŠ
who said i love you first?
who laughs when the other trips?
who pays the bills?Â
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
whoâs more clumsy?
who checks their daily horoscope?
who sings louder in the car?
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
who is more up to date in pop culture?
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
whoâs the lighter sleeper?
who believes in ghosts?
who does the grocery shopping?
who updates their facebook status more often?
â Floral Expressions â
Send my muse some flowers to convey your museâs feelings towards them!
Acacia Blossomâ Concealed Love Alstroemeriaâ Friendship Ambrosiaâ Your Love is Reciprocated Amaryllisâ Splendid Beauty Anemoneâ Forsaken, Fading Hope Azaleaâ Take Care of Yourself for Me Bird of Paradiseâ Joyfulness Begoniaâ Beware Bells of Irelandâ Good Luck Bouquet of Withered Flowersâ Rejected Love Camellia Generalâ Admiration Camellia Pinkâ Longing for You Camellia Whiteâ Youâre Adorable Candy Tuftâ Indifference Carnation Pinkâ Iâll Never Forget You Carnation Redâ My Heart Aches for You Carnation Yellowâ Disdain, Rejection or Dissapointment Chrysanthemum Generalâ Youâre a Wonderful Friend Chrysanthemum Whiteâ Loyal Love Chrysanthemum Yellowâ Slighted Love Cyclamenâ Resignation, Good-bye Daffodilâ Rebirth, New Beginnings Daisyâ Innocence, Purity Dandelionâ Faithfulness Dead Leavesâ Sadness Fern Maidenhairâ Secret Bond of Love Forget-Me-Notâ Memories, Remember Me Always Gardeniaâ Secret Love Geraniumâ Stupidity, Folly Gladiolusâ Strength of Character, Honor Gloxiniaâ Love at First Sight Grassâ Submission Hyacinth Purpleâ I Am Sorry, Please Forgive Me, Sorrow Hyacinth Yellowâ Jealousy Iris Yellowâ Passion Iris Blueâ Faith, Hope Jonquilâ Love Me, Desire for Affection Returned Lilly Callaâ Beauty Lilly Orangeâ Hatred Lilly-Of-The-Valleyâ Sweetness, Return to Happiness, Youâve Made My Life Complete Marigoldâ Cruelty Mistletoeâ Kiss Me, Affection Morning Glory Redâ Attachment Nightshade (Deadly) Belladonnaâ Silence, Falsehood, Orange Mockâ Deciet Orchidâ Exotic Beauty, Proud and Glorious Femininity Peonyâ Bashfulness, Compassion, Shame Petuniaâ Resentment, Anger Pineâ Pity Primroseâ I Canât Live Without You Rose Dark Crimsonâ Mourning Rose Dark Pinkâ Thankfulness Rose Orangeâ Fascination Rose Redâ Love, Respect Rose Yellowâ Joy, Friendship Spider Flowerâ Elope With Me Sunflowerâ Pure Thoughts, Adoration, Warmth Sweet-Peaâ Departure, Good-bye, Thank You for A Lovely Time Tulip Redâ Declaration of Love Tulip Variegatedâ Beautiful Eyes Tulip Yellowâ Thereâs Sunshine in Your Smile Violet Blueâ Watchfulness, Faithfulness, Iâll Always Be True Violet Whiteâ Letâs Take a Chance on Happiness Viscariaâ Will You Dance With Me?
@snxckersnxckismsâ cont.
The authorâs face pulled up unto a smile the second he felt her lips pressed against his forehead. âI am glad that my words manage to succeed even now. It has been almost half a decade since we first met.â He chuckled before moving his arms out of the way to let Briar set herself in his lap. âNow have you come to watch my brain work on this particular piece of work?â
The Queen playfully rolled her eyes as she shook her head a little âWell not quite.â She said simply and tucked a little of Malâs hair behind his ear, looking down into his eyes gently âAs much as I love watching that lovely brain at work, Iâve just been told I have to go on a trip soon. I would be gone for a month but I could bring you if you want to come. Itâll mostly be boring diplomatic stuff but weâll have the best suite.â She said gently to him, kissing his cheek âWe have a week to decide just... asking in advance.â
âI gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.â - From @lifespentinadream
       ( @lifespentinadreamâ â Mean Girls â accepting )
â What did you expect Briar? My distant cousin is a major fruitcake.  â
While she wanted to be there for a friend she didnât agree that spending any time with Sparrow was worth any girlâs time. However to see Briar & Sparrow hit it off at her study party was nothing but trouble more so for the one more involved and in this case, it was Briar. Even though she got shot a couple glares and advised to be a little more concerned by some of the Royals she just rolled her eyes while shaking her head. She had warned Briar to stay away from Sparrow but her words fell on deaf ears which was not a surprise at this point. Regardless if Briar wanted to repay Sparrow for his generosity sheâd gladly help her with giving him payment he would never forget. Â
Briar looked up from her own personal pity party; she had been told by not just Cerise that this was objectively a bad idea but she hadnât cared to listen. Frowning as she looked over to the hooded girl, she sighed, wiping her eyes a little as she heard something other than the coddling she was getting from the other royals. She sighed a little bit and smiled awkwardly at Cerise âYou were... you were right, Cerise- I should have trusted you on this one.â It was a little difficult to force the words out but it felt good when they were out there.
After a few moments of dispersing her friends, she sat next to the hooded girl, whispering âMind helping me get him back? Youâd be a real help on this.â
snxckersnxckisms
Malchior couldnât put into words why he was feeling ever so mischievious. Perhaps it was his star signâs season as his uncle would have said or if it was merely a spell of his wonderlandiful thinking returning to him. The Jabberwock had tied a bunch of mistletoe towards the end of his tail and was currently seeking out his sleeping beauty. The second he found her however Malchior sat down besides Briar and simply wagged his tail above their heads with a lopsided grin on his face. âGood Afternoon,â
Briar noticed Mal sit next to her out of her peripheral before he spoke, trying to hold back her own smile before she heard him speak âWell hello there, darling.â She said softly, her cheeks going pink as she saw the combination of the mistletoe on his tail and the grin that always made her smile. âLooks like someoneâs in a bit of a good mood.â She teased, wrapping his tie around her hand before gently pulling him in for a brief kiss.
Malchior paused ever so slightly at Briarâs admission. He was enthralled with curiosity before he raised a brow and instantly blushed a bright shade of crimson. âY-You wish to spend time together?â He asked as his eyes widened at such a thought, his tail flicked behind him as his ears twitched along with it. âI-I erm would not be opposed to meeting at lunch, but are you not concerned about.â He paused to gesture wildly to himself.
Nodding in answer to his question âOf course. You seem really interesting.â She said, giggling as she saw the small uncontrolled actions as she relaxed next to him. She felt her heartbeat rise and her cheeks flush pink as she saw his own red cheeks. âAnd Iâm Briar Beauty, remember, I want to live life to the fullest extent. Sometimes that means following my heart about these things.â Briar said, letting it ruminate for a second before asking âMind if I get your number?â
sparkadream
A brow raised slightly at her words as Zerel stretches out one arm then anotherâŠthen anotherâŠand anotherâŠto pull himself further out of the treasure pile. Smoke leaves his nostrils as he lowers his head to be a tad more level with the other.
Wings outstretch as well, the remaining gold and jewels resting on them falling to softly clink against the pile below. âIndeedâŠitâs call stupidity.â He notes with a rumbling growl. âSomething which you only need learn once as youâll likely never get to learn such a lesson ever again.â Ivory fangs are bared as the growl becomes louder.
Briar glared up at the dragon; she was either going to leave here with an amazing story or she was going to die without regrets. Either way she wasnât backing down. Her back straightened as she looked up into the dragonâs eyes, ignoring the slight shake to her knees. âNo, itâs bravery.â
Her eyes glanced around, taking casual steps away, making sure she had a place to duck and cover in case he took a swing or tried to bite her. âPlus you probably shouldnât hurt me- for your own sake.â She said, confidence oozing from her voice and body as she gave him a sweet smile.
sparkadream
A small chuckle leaves the dragonling at the joke. âYou know whatâŠgood point.â He notes before gently cupping Briarâs face in his hands and leaning in to place a grateful kiss to her lips. He pulls away after a moment and his hands fall from the princessâs face so his arms could then wrap around her instead. âAnd yeah, it is. Kiranâs been in a bit of a panic since it got lost, so weâve been looking everywhere for it.â
Briar smiled as she relaxed, leaning gently into his chest, sighing happily as she relaxed âItâs cute- when you first said we were looking for your brotherâs pony I thought I was going to need to get a lasso and a cowgirl hat.â She winked playfully as she gently squished the belly of the pony a couple of toys. She lent up and pecked his cheek âI suppose youâll need to go return this soon.â