Sams #1/2 Fan

She / Her 🏳️‍⚧️ #1 Samzel shipper Fandoms: D20, Dndads, NADDPOD, WBN, VTM Sam Nightingale’s #1 fan im serious

[mooslittlebeans]

“You’re gonna shoot a cocaine spell into your mind?”

- Evan Kelmp, Misfits and Magic

[lemonyandbeatrice]

and I am not alone, I hear the rocks and stones echoing my song I'm coming

[professorfcknmoriarty]

I feel normal about this

[rrat-king]

god this joke socked me right in the gut only to be followed up with the most heartbreaking shit in the world in jammer telling evan:

this show is trying to kill me i swear

[mooslittlebeans]

Where's my haunted white friend???

[thinkanamelater]

Sam said "Oh Evan is sleeping" on the voice note she sent so i can imagine it gets leaked and the next day all the media is talking about this mysterious Evan who sweeped the beloved Sam Britain away, who is he? did they elope maybe??

[sunknuckle]

can't explain it but to me, this is Terry Jr

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[mooslittlebeans]

I may be Sam Nightingale’s #1/2 fan, but I’m also Jodie Foster’s number one defender. Because from his perspective all of his friends went crazy and are trying to take his son from him, and like A GOOD DAD, he does everything in his power to protect his son. The thing, he was literally put into this universe to do, I may add.

I feel like most of the Jodie hate is because the audience grows so emotionally attached to Glenn (and he’s a cop) that they are angry at his replacement rather than the circumstances, but if you really think about it for just 1 second, they’re in JODIE’S universe, if anything, Glenn’s trying to replace Jodie!

(This is not me saying I hate Jodie slander, I LOVE Jodie slander. Please slander him more.)

[gazetocassiopeia]

why is it actually so hard to write zelda donovan accurately she always just ends up being a projection of my own anxiety and shame

[mooslittlebeans]

That’s the key. You’re doing perfect.

[family-on-6]

wanting to say awa awa but then u realize that people will think you’re an anime nerd but really you’re just nancy danderhoof trying to get that cherry nom nom nom

[mooslittlebeans]

I will never tolerate any Zelda slander from someone who hasn’t watched The Seven, you fake ass fans.

[awakealiveconscious]

he/it skip. you agree

[mooslittlebeans]

I do.

[rileylastname]

just began watching Cloudward Ho and i’m so pleased to see gilear faeth’s legacy live on in wealwell gotch

[natjennie]

when you remember that fabian was raised by a detached alcoholic who sleeps in a sensory deprivation egg and wears a silk kimono and a violent deranged pirate who keeps other pirates in barrels throughout their house to pop out and play sea shanties at his command. you start to understand why he's like that.

[mooslittlebeans]

You guys need to understand!! He has reasons to be like that

[zac-oyama]

PARLOR ROOM: Season 2, Episode 10 - Flower, Flower, Pants on Fire

[ifieabouteverything]

Future!Riz following in his dad’s footsteps and doing infiltration missions by pretending to be a Big Bad’s lackey.

Only for him to run into his friends who — coincidentally are taking on an adventure that relates to his mission, reuniting with them at an incredibly inconvenient time where he quite literally can’t drop the act.

[mooslittlebeans]

Ao3ers get on this!!

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

Chained up in the basement of the cabin from Slay the Princess!

The Sam standee is chained up in the basement of the cabin from Slay the Princess!