Dear anyone going to Starbucks,
You order
-size
-iced or hot (if applicable)
-drink
It is not a
-frap
-frappe
-frappy
It is a frappuccino
Biristas do not know the secret menu. We can follow a recipe if you have it but don’t order a drink and get upset if we don’t know what you’re talking about
We do not carry everything all the time. Some things are seasonal and some will never return
If i hear one more time that lattes have more foam then a cappuccino i will lose it
Stop trying to cheat the system. You aren’t crafty by ordering ice in a seperate cup. You’re an asshole. I will make the drink to the correct lines and just not put ice in. Enjoy the space between your drink and lid.
Trenta TRENTA not trenti, not tentra, Trenta
I don’t have a size called regular
If someone gave you a drink order just show it to me, I promise even if you don’t know what it means I probably do.
No im not putting food in your frappuccino
Not all locations have decaf brewed. Some need to do pour overs.
Don’t tell me how to make menu drinks. I know what I’m doing.
Please stop gripping the glass. I hate cleaning hand prints off the glass all the time.
No you can’t have that free.
Asking for a drink in a bigger cup will not give you more drink.
Almost everything we make has set measurements that’s why it tastes the same where ever you go. That also means that you get the same amount of liquid no matter how little ice.
No the hot sauce is not for coffee.
Thank you for your time,
Your very tired barista
annaxmalina
blakekathryn
stormborns
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