My life up to this point...

With some rather glaring omissions.  

[kryptonians]

[totallyriddikulus]

Dear Americans,

Please stop using Daily Mail articles. Stop citing them as sources. Just stop.

Its cool, you don’t know these things. That’s alright. But seriously listen for a sec.

The Daily Mail is Fox News. Its Fox News on a bad day. Every story is exaggerated, sensationalised, or downright made up. 

It is not a newspaper that gives unbiased storylines. It is not a newspaper that gives accurate statistics. The Daily Mail lies.

Thanks,

The entirety of the United Kingdom

[professorthorgi]

Variety reported that Robert Downy Junior would appear in Captain America 3 as Iron Man, and that he had been scheduled for a small part but them bumped up his on screen time and would be receiving 40 million dollars for the part.

They then went on to say that this would...

[jump-spark]

Decorated the dorm super spooky this year

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[birdschoolforbirds]

we’re gonna fuckin regret the skeleton war meme as hard as we regretted “peasants”

[lifeuptothispoint]

It's too late for sorrys

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[htgawm-gifs]

[lifeuptothispoint]

#WOO HAVING A GREAT TIME NOT KILLING A PERSON TONIGHT #SURE IS FUN TO ROOT FOR THIS SPORT TEAM OR WHATEVER AM I RIGHT CLASSMATES? HASHTAG NAILEDIT 

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[sparklev0id]

3th

[dil-howlters-knives]

THITH

[tompeyer]

The space hairdresser and the cowboy

[hatboy]

[theshinymew]

That was unexpected

[blowoffs]

that was dark

[lifeuptothispoint]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[colormebadly-deactivated2014041]

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

[egqsyunwin-deactivated20150316]

my response to alex day returning to youtube.

[singingtowers-deactivated202305]

alex day so obviously shaved his hair to make himself less recognizable in public

[nouveaudanslaville-deactivated2]

"militantly liberal"

"intolerant of anyone who doesn’t share their opinion"

DUDE this isn’t doctor who we’re talking about. It’s fucking rape you piece of shit