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Mack | 28 | She/They | I’m getting married?! Aspiring writer, avid day-dreamer, lover of dogs, books, and beautiful women. If you’re under 18, don’t interact.

[weaver-z]

This thread on reddit is making me lose it in class

[weaver-z]

GUYS PLEEEASE

[gaybusiness]

I started this blog when I was 17

now I’m jogging towards 30

now I’m summoning the courage to ask my boss for a raise that will push me over 6 figures

now I’m starting to research queer friendly adoption paths

now I’m connecting with spirituality in a way that feels genuine and whole

now I’m planning the wedding of my dreams

now I’m in therapy, and on the right medications, and going to the dentist for check ups

now I’m building a family from scratch, made of friends and siblings and real love

This year marks 12 on this ridiculous website, building this silly virtual scrapbook - how wild is that?

[inthefallofasparrow]

When you missed the origin of a meme on tumblr:

For context

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[greelin]

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

[a-long-furby]

March just started and the site is once again incomprehensible

[garbage-empress]

Pokemon Crime and Pokemon Punishment

[pitbolshevik]

actually i think everyone should understand basic canine body language. it's actually extremely easy to learn and it can save you from getting a face full of teeth

[faggottt]

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

gonna apply pokemon types to stuff that’s not pokemon

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[phoenixbrightheart]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[doggosource]

schloop

[midwestmuppet]

[huffylemon]

Part one of whatever the hell this meme is

[sapokanikan]

You know what? Fuck you *untames the shrew*

[elizabethan-memes]

Yes

YES

The shrew is free

[ahotknife]

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

[dankmemeuniversity]