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Dora the Explorer

*points at the shore at the opposite side of the lake*..."That's Mexico!"

Angel's not my friend anymore [because] we growed apart.

Future Architect

*lego tower plummets to the floor* “Grrrawrrrr!! I HATE LEGOS!”

I want two things: a new mom and pizza.

Mom leaves the room for one minute...

*BOOM! BANG! CRASH! sccreeeeech* ...*silence*

I'm wearing three pairs of socks. Do you think my feet will fit [in my shoes]?

No Beasts Allowed

Her: You wanna go to a beach party? Where there's drinks and dancing?

Me: Yes, and tiki torches.

Her: Tiki torches? For what?

Me: To keep away mosquitos.

Her. OH yeah. Keep away bugs, and mosquitos, and ants, and BEASTS!

#QTNA

*picks up a bathroom sponge, stares quizzically* ..."Is this Spongebob?"

I will only eat vegetarian food. …I mean meat.

1 Misterssippii…2 Misterssippi…3 Misterssippii…

Distractions

Me: Why must you try to talk to me when I am trying to do work?

Her: BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU SO MUCH!

Can I please not have any noodles in my spaghetti?

The rain is music to my body…and my body just keeps DANCIN!

THE SCHOOL BUS IS MY LIMO! THE SCHOOL BUS IS MY LIMO! ...ahnuwamchubamnumah...

Morning convo

Me: You gotta pee?

Her: Nope!

Me: You just dancing?

Her: YEP!

MOMMY!!!

*busts into a break dance because she's happy I just woke up*

Life with a 5-year old