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[atsthetic]

howdy, please follow @theatsthetic and not this account

[violetsandshrikes]

Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉

[dat-soldier]

am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30

[omegaversereloaded]

This video drives me crazy because like 90% of the notes ignore the overwatch part. This shit is biblical does nobady care

[tuinendraws]

I read the Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle recently. What a good book! This was one of my favourite bits.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bafahy]

Finished my second playthrough of pentiment

[bafahy]

48 hours before the Great Peasants’ Revolt

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[ronununu]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[cute-animals-only]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

deploy the boy

[theliverstealingskeletons]

Dance fucker danceee

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

lmao this man smells like shit and he looks like he asks all his non white friends if he can say the n word

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

this man’s j cole’s biggest fan

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

this man probably still listens to machine gun kelly

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

this man’s shoelaces are probably filthy as shit

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

this man probably wears the same pair of nasty ass joggers everyday w/ the blown out hole in the crotch

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

why are you sayin all this about yourself?

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

don’t even get me started on you boy……….

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you use doctor pepper bottles as shoes, you you smell like a bistro that let pastrami sit and rot on the counter for a week, you practice super saiyan poses in your room when nobody’s home

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you wear size 54 dickies. your toenails are upside down. you smell like 2 month old hotdog buns. you probably got power ranger undies

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you bite your fingernails into a bowl and eat them like frosted flakes. you cry everytime you watch Rob Schneider in The Animal, you use your crusty tighty whities as coffee filters, you paint your pants on so you don’t have to change them but you just end up sweating them off anyways when you reenact super saiyan poses

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you suck the gunk outta ur upside down toenails. you smell like giraffe lips and diet pepsi. you probably use your crusty cum filled tube socks as a headband and act out the karate kid. the skin on your forehead is probably pregnant from coming into contact w/ so much of your jizzum. your armpits are the same color as the pitsburgh steelers

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you eat wet naps to clean out your insides, your blood will water the soil in my new world, you sit on a bench in the mall and you lock fingers with your toes and send snapchats pretending you’re holding somebody’s hand, your blood will water the soil in my new world

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you’re down in hell burning in the fire. you’re burning and tickling satan’s toesies while i fuck your wife up here on earth. you’re in the hot hot fire of hell while your mom and wife suck me down so gooooooooooood. chris farley is down there w/ you saying “hey you know that bryce guy is up in the earth realm getting head like a barbershop” and you can’t say anything bc you’re just bones bc your skin’s been burnt off by the hellfire

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

You’re hallucinating because of how long you’ve been falling down to hell to burn in hell with satan, when you get to hell you will be Satan’s first meal, bryce bacon because your ass is cooked, your name is bryce instead of bruce because when your parents were signing your birth certificate and started crying because of how proud they were to have such a wonderful son, you eat KY jelly on your sandwiches

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

no i change my mind… you’re down in the underworld. you’re down in ancient greek hell being made into hades’ beef stroganoff. your name is sid stroganoff and i bet everyone says you had a big beautiful brain. you use earwax instead of mustard motherfucker

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[mars-gallavanger]

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious