Life With Patty

Everywoman, everyman, everybird...everything.

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It’s late and Shannon’s ready to go home, yet Giraffe’s still schmoozing the stragglers.

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Patty had seen birds of a feather flocking together, but never a bird with feathers like this.

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That Allison prefers her brassiere on the outside is none of Patty’s business.

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While Bird looks on, Patty commences her own space program by harnessing the power of Giraffe and a rusty inversion table.

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After a rough night of Ouzo on the rocks, Patty and Marge find themselves on the rocks.

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It’s Summer and in Downtown, Los Angeles Shane, Sheela and rescue dog, William, share an intimate moment over donuts and ice-cream.

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In San Diego airport Giraffe approaches Ron, in quiet prayer that he is on her flight.

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Bored senseless, Pig livens up the game with a streak.

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In a blur, a voracious Pig disappears across the top of the baking aisle while Giraffe is left to ponder that her offer of a leg-up had been a mistake.

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There may be 2 straws in Carol's slushfloat, but Pig won't get to suck on either unless he turns and smiles for the camera.

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And so it is.

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Patty's serene skill at Hide and Seek has her opponent Allison tearing at her hair.

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Meanwhile, Down Under, Lozza captures the wildlife in a novel way- with her Patty puppet show.

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On the wrong land mass for roses, Giraffe decides it's time to wake up and smell the palm trees.

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West Oxfordshire Easter Egg Hunt Stand Off.

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Patty considers a stick to help the others trapped behind glass break free.