don't

i got caught. it fucking sucked i'm never stealing anything again!!!!!

[liftfastdieyoung]

any tips on lifting without drawing attention that dont require pulling off the "typical white girl" look? -nb newbie

this is the first time i’ve logged into this blog since like 2016. i have never really put any thought into how i dress or present myself when i would go out to lift. but that’s because i just wore what i would normall wear to the store in question. there is no way for me to have a “typical white girl” look because i am not any of those 3 words. you will only draw attention if you change anything about how you present yourself, because you won’t be comfortable. unless of course you already draw attention to yourself on a daily basis lol

btw i got caught during christmas, it fucking sucked so i’m not using this blog any more or stealing ever again bye 

[liftfastdieyoung]

just some of the spoils from this HAULIDAY SEASON!! ulta, barnes & noble, sally’s, target, and walmart. i’m so fucking broke right now so i can barely justify going out to ‘shop’ but i’m getting christmas money soon so i’ll finally get to deck the fucking malls (prayer hands emoji)

[princessklepto]

**SUBMISSION**

Hi ik I’m not a lifting blog but I found this posted in an old navy fitting room hope it’s helpful! :3

thank you so much!! this is great info!! (:

[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

basically is someone is probably stealing, don’t do jack shit lol

[liftliketheresnolp]

lmao so they can’t do shit basically

[no-corners-deactivated20160918]

On Security Cameras

When you are in a store, keep track of cameras, but don’t get intimidated. It is true that cameras get people busted, but research shows that they work best as deterrents. Keep in mind that most stores with dozens of cameras don’t have dozens of employees studiously watching dozens of video monitors. More likely, it’s one person watching one or two monitors, either rotating between cameras or split-screen viewing with nine cameras per monitor. If this dimestore Big Brother gets interested in your activities, he can follow you from camera to camera through the store, but even then the cameras have wide angles and low resolution. Keep your movements subtle and casual. No store is free of blind spots. Find one and do your concealing there.

The cameras covering the registers at the front of the store are called “hold-up cameras.” The silly notion of an Old-West-style stick-up at a super-mart provides a feeble excuse for the store to aim surveillance at its own employees,who are inevitably the main cause of what is known in the industry as shrinkage. Shrinkage research shows that half of what stores report as shoplifting loss is actually due to employee theft and damage to merchandise. See, the store doesn’t bust its workers any more than it trusts you. Research also shows that when employees are paid well and cared for, theft drops significantly. If you are in a store with massive amounts of cameras on employees, you can be sure that the employees are poorly treated and probably don’t give a damn about the company.

[lana-del-lift-blog1]

something ive learned about lifting

its good to be scared.

if you arent scared, your guard is down. and you get careless. then you get sloppy. and then you get caught.

[gifmeyourgifts]

How to get these off without a tool?

Easy!

If there’s a hook in the dressing room use it to get these things off.

Place the wire loop onto the hook and TWIST! Twist until the wire coils and silently pops out/off and or breaks. (Literally that easy.) you may have to untwist it a bit to remove it from whatever it was attached to; dispose of sensor as you see fit.

The end.

[happysteal]

This is my favorite tip, I used this to get the purse in my last haul. Life changer here man

[trippy-lifty]

you could use a heavy duty metal pen to twist them off too. but make sure there isn’t a speaker on it. if there is a speaker ur fucked just forget about it.

[liftfastdieyoung]

oh fuck i really need to keep up with this blog. so much shit happened obviously?? i feel like the og lifters i used to follow are all gone! i just followed a bunch of new people and read about the article and i can’t believe some of y’all are so young and have saved over $5000 like. goals. power to you

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

if you write a post against lifting and it sounds like a cop wrote it, delete it.

[romesco-deactivated20171021]

#tip from someone who’s worked retail #the whole ‘shoplifting costs ppl their hours’ thing is a lie #a bold face lie to pit working class ppl against each other #companies all build shrinkage into their profit margins #meaning they count on a substantial amount of merchandise being stolen or broken #lifting hardly puts a dent in it #if that company cuts its employees hours #it literally has nothing to do with shrinkage #and everything to do with them not wanting to pay full time benefits

[canadianlifters]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[liftliketheresnolp]

C A P I T A L I S M

[liftfastdieyoung]

Can't wait for you to get caught

it’s probably already happened! i’m constantly paranoid that stores are building my case but after 2 years and $3500 saved with no confrontations or suspicions, i feel pretty good : )

[liftfastdieyoung]

oh my god? it’s been like 2 months since i posted but. i finished my first quarter of college. so that’s why i was so quiet during september-november. and yes, i did as much lifting as i could while i was there but i was never sloppy about it. i may post a haul i’ve done, the first one since coming home.

how have y’all been!

[liftfastdieyoung]

To the anon who asked about protein powder--I have from Safeway before. I just fill up a basket and leave lol but DONT TRY TAKING A CART they have devices on them that lock the wheels when you leave the store (idk how they turn it on but it happened to me once I know I'm stupid)

ah okay. I've never beenin a safeway so!

[liftfastdieyoung]

You know that you're a piece of shit thief right?

ya what's yr point?

[liftfastdieyoung]

Yeah, I'm sure you'd die without makeup and expensive clothes. Grow the fuck up

it makes me happy. it doesn't matter if i'm grown or not because i'm doing shit for me, myself, and i. sorry if you think it hurts anybody because it really doesn't. sorry if you're jealous that I don't have to pay for this shit! mind ya business

[liftfastdieyoung]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jesus loves you

i'm pagan you shithead but thanks for the memo

[liftfastdieyoung]

I see a lot of tips on here about how ulta's rarely have managers there and that's a lie. I work at ulta (I also lift too so don't worry) but there's literally always a manager there. On stock days there could be up to 3 at one time. They may not be watching the cameras, but just be cautious that there's always a manager there. And they even work the registers too so just be careful.

okay, thank you for the tip anon. i never conceal while ANYONE is watching and neither should anyone else, and i don't go near the stock rooms/salon places either.

[liftfastdieyoung]

I reported you fyi

okay you got me :^( i won't lift anymore and i will champion anti-theft to the masses. you've opened my eyes. thank you

[liftfastdieyoung]

Why do you steal?

because i don't have money and my mentally ill ass needs petty pleasures so i don't die