Ashlyn.

28f

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[whitepeopletwitter]

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We all broke our rules for someone.

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This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

[mygirlsaremollymarylucy]

wow I love this!!

[pissed-wav]

This is so good for my anxiety

[uniofadifferentcolor]

I’ve reblogged this so many times

[traininsanerunnergirl]

[reddit-tales]

What has been your worst "nice guy" experience?

So, possibly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the “women want him, men want to *be* him” stuff in old movies? Well I’m a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!

I’m having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a date. It is.. not going well. Guy was being rather creepy and making some pretty inappropriate comments, the girl doesn’t look at all comfortable.

The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly, my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says “well, least I know you can swallow right?”. Loudly.

Girl goes red and tells him that isn’t appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a “shoo” type motion and says “oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway”.

I missed her exact reply as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said - fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with “sweetheart I picked you up, I know where you live”. She lost the colour in her face and said nothing.

No. No. Fuck no. I’m one of those “get involved” type of people and there is no way I’m sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’m 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.

I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says “Easy.. I’ve got this one son”. Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to “stab him in the neck” and I’m already thinking maybe that’s not the best idea, I sit down.

He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn’t have any colour in his face.

Cop: “So, I’m quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?”

Guy: “I, ah, well, um, you see..”

Cop: “That’s what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I’m deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up.”

Guy: “oh no well that…”

Cop: “But that would disrupt everyone’s dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, because I wouldn’t want you running off on me, then you go see one of the staff here and settle your bill.. the full bill now, this young lady shouldn’t go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I’ll leave it up to you.”

Guy: “No no! That’s perfectly fine!” \*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter\*

Cop: \*while writing down the guys details\* “Sorry about that miss, I hope I’m not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don’t worry, if you want to pursue this further I’ll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further.”

Girl: “No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here”.

Cop: \*shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second\* “Well I’m here with my daughter, she’s about your age, perhaps you’d like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you’d like, unless you’d prefer to call someone else?”

Girl: “Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much!”

\*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop\*

Guy: “Uh so, I’ve paid the bill, if I could have my ID back..”.

Cop: “There you go.. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don’t go near or contact this young lady ever again.”

Guy: “Yes yes of course, I’m so sorry!”

The guy pretty much fled the restaurant, the girl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap.

It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero.

[tall-dark-lovely-deactivated202]

I will always reblog this.

[icecoldparadise]

Will forever reblog this example of what cops should be like

[adrenaline]

[liftheavylivehealthy]

Are you ever afraid you’re going to turn in to your parents?

Like, I’m head over heels, no questions asked, IN LOVE with my boyfriend. I want a life with him. I see a life with him. But every time I think about it...

What if i end up like my parents and getting a divorce??

It’s just crazy to me the thought of loving someone so much you would do literally anything for, and then after so long it just “doesn’t work???” & then you split the things you built together, homes, children, anything else???

And then new people come along. I remember both of my parents having new boyfriends and girlfriends. I remember hating some of them, and i remember loving some of them. My mom had another kid with someone else ... did my dad still feel that stabbing in his heart??? Did he just not care?

This stuff is WILD to me.

And to be honest. I’m scared AS. FUCK.

I don’t want that to be me. I don’t want to eventually fall out of love.

Because I’m so in love right now and it feels SO good, let me tell ya.

Where does the boredom and the cheating start? Who starts it? Why do we only see the terrible things about relationships.

It’s just nuts.

Nuts.

Rant over I guess.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[holocenechild]

The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad

[kushandwizdom]

[gaypurpletacos]

“I’m just scared of never feeling it again”

— High Hopes, Kodaline (via thediaryofdreams)

Love ま、、

(via beautifullyximperfect)

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[sandandglass]

[wallflawerr]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

[onlyleigh]

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

[ladyofthestrange]

Honestly she probably could have.

[audreyii-fic]

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

[martymartinloki]

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

[theshitneyspears]

Britney Spears: Every time I try to fly I fall, without my wings. I feel so small. I guess I need you baby.

Seven year old me:

[fauxfable]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[theopenscroll]

[applejuicewerewolf]

Guys we might be onto something

[godtechturninheads]

[5starbando]