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I miss stealing things
small haul :)
sus masterlist
Heres a list of things to avoid that look sus! (compiled from many other posts and lp reddit)
Getting out of the car and putting on a backpack
Covering your face as you walk in the door
Walking quickly
Looking at people, not merchandise / noticing every person who walks by
Carrying a large bag
Looking at people instead of looking for a cart when they first walk in the building.
Selecting a hiding item (trash can, tote, large box) and placing it in the cart before going to a high theft area
Women who put their purses in the top of the cart and leave them open. Then when they select, some things go into the basket and some go next to the purse.
Bragging to your friends
Out of season clothing (sweatshirts to body-pack in the winter etc.)
Sunglasses
Backpacks
Red dyed hair
Stroller with two bags
Hoodies on especially if the drawstrings are pulled
Carrying a receipt
Going in circles
Leaning on the cart when pushing it (elbows on cart to look relaxed but has a stiff back)
Going to the bathroom multiple times
Touching your face allot
Covering your mouth (sign of anxiety)
Looking around the store at an abnormal rate
Being surprised when an SA approaches you
Removing hangers from clothing and leaving those hangers on the rack.
Hanging around blind spot areas too much
Groups of teenagers
Picking items w/o even looking at prices
If they came inside the store on foot (walked instead of drove)
Walking with TOO much confidence / a cocky demeanor
100% off plants :)
for everyone asking for a tutorial — plants in trolley, bag in trolley, go to an empty aisle, put plants in bag :) bunnīngs never disappoints
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How do you lift pallettes? And is there a way to open an alpha security box without a magnet?
I’ve got this jacket with ridiculously deep pockets. If I’m wearing a bag that’s the right length/size to cover one of the pockets, it’s pretty easy to conceal my hand sliding things into it (+ whatever bulge a couple palettes would create).
as for alpha security boxes, I’m not really familiar with those. sorry!
aussie lifter tips??? :0 sephora/david jones/myer/mecca?? im based in sydney wbu :))
yo. my main tip would be to not fuck with any of those except Mecca bc they’ve got mad cameras + security and it’s just not worth the risk imo. feel free to msg me if you’ve got any more Qs x
lift
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guess who’s back at it again babeyyy
today i stole a grapefruit
SLOW DOWN
Me, concealing a magnet between my boobs in my bra: ooOOoOo das too cold daddy
every time i put my magnet in my bra i think of this post
when you leave a store and the towers don’t go off
lifting goals
one of my personal lifting goals is to get a hamster and then steal a shit ton of accessories and tubes for it and make its cage an ultimate dream crib
reblog with some of your lifting goals bc liftblr is dead atm
planning an air pod heist
Ive lifted a fucking turtle
but my main lifting goal is to just make every single haul successful and jail free. I dont ever want to be caught.
But item wise im wanting some nice ass pants due to my lack of jeans.
1.) instax
2.) airpods
3.) mk handbags
4.) makeup
5.) beauty products
6.) vera bradley stuff
- thrasher hoodie
- kanken backpack
- shoes
- denim jacket
- succulents
lifting tip
rocks just fill your bag with rocks. take a rock out every time you put someth;ng in. leave nice rock presents for the employess,, fill up a dressing room wth them. everywjere
*drops rock*
this tip rocks
Idk what void I'm trying to fill by getting high and shoplifting
But it’s not workin lmao
honestly💀