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where this man gotta be that so important? lmfao totaled the whip and still driving it
sometimes it just be like that
Apple Curse Box 🍎
If you need to rain misfortune and folly down on your sniveling enemies, an apple curse box will work quite nicely.
Items needed:
- One red apple - A knife - A taglock representing your enemy - Something to hollow out the core of the Apple (melon baller, spoon) - Mortar and Pestle - Dirt, for nastiness - Cayenne Pepper, for a sting - Pins and needles, for a prick - Optional: Worms (fake worms, gummy worms, dead worms, or alive worms if you have something against worms) - One Black Candle
Steps:
Light the black candle first, so you have more than enough wax to seal the apple; you will need it.
Cut the apple in half with anger and violence (BUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL so you don’t end up adding your finger to the curse box). Hollow out a decent-sized space in the apple to contain your spell ingredients, but leave enough flesh for sealing the box with wax.
Grind together the cayenne peppers and the taglock in the mortar and pestle and infuse it with the firey rage of a thousand suns. If you’re comfortable doing so, you might also grind the pepper with the dirt while envisioning all of the nasty deeds to be cast upon your enemy.
Before adding the foul concoction of dirt and cayenne pepper–that has smothered and bruised the taglock–to the empty apple core, take your pins and needles and stick them into the flesh of the apple, symbolically representing the physical hurt to be inflicted upon the poor soul who had done you wrong.
Add the dirt, cayenne pepper, taglock, and worms into the apple core. Drip wax onto the remaining flesh of the apple and quickly press the two halves together. Seal the seam with copious amounts of wax to ensure the box doesn’t fall apart.
Carve an evil, laughing face into the apple.
The apple must be present in your enemy’s space: toss it in their yard, in their car, in their house, in their garden, on their roof, in their office, whatever works.
The curse will end once the apple has rotted, decomposed, and returned to the earth.
🌹 Adult Self Care Rules 🌹
• NO self blaming. ▪ if you have negative voices telling you that you aren’t good enough, whether they are from yourself or from a past abuser, acknowledge them, write them down, and know that they are false. • Learn from mistakes, forgive yourself for them. • Tidy up one room/drawer/mess a day. • Do one hour of “me time” a day. ▪ Journal, read, listen to music, do makeup, crafts, go thrift shopping, get a massage/do self massage. • Do one yoga video a day. Save favorites to a playlist on youtube. Look up specific ones for specific body pains/mental troubles. • Hatch one egg per week on Pokemon Go. • Wash bed sheets one a week. • Write in journal daily. • Read one chapter of a book or more daily. • Study a foreign language on Duolingo at least 15 minutes a day. (OR American sign language) • Have an orgasm once a day. Use the energy to help complete daily tasks or other self care items. • Vacuum Daily. • Say “NO” and mean it. No apologies. • Take a 30 minute nap. • Take a multivitamin daily. • Write one new story/Draw something new at least once a week. • Watch a documentary. (Stay away from triggering subjects.) • Collect change in a jar and save up to buy seeds/plants once a month. • Do guided meditation. • Reach out. Call someone. Write a letter. • Create a music playlist for your mood or moments in your life. • Go to instagram/Tumblr and leave sweet comments on girl’s pictures. Spread positivity. • Use a lip scrub / Spray your face with rose water. (Look up diy videos on how to make each of these.) • Lay in the sun. Use sunscreen liberally. • Write down your creative ideas at night on a notepad by your bed and then do creative things in the morning when you are rested. • Clean/disinfect phone screen and case once a week. It breeds bacteria and makes your face break out. • Blast music and dance and sing with no embarrassment. • Play video games if you have the energy. • Ask for help. Write a list of things you need help with. Reach out. • Set reminders on your phone for everything. Appointments, pills, water breaks, self care goals, etc. • Create a mental space that resembles a container with a functioning lid to set your intrusive thoughts and memories in when they get too overwhelming. Visit them only when you are in a safe place or at your therapists. • Acknowledge feelings and emotions as they come. Separate yourself from your emotions. Know that you’ve felt differently before and you will again. Write them down to help process. • Be in the moment. Practice mindfulness. • Focus only on the things YOU can control. You can only control yourself. Let go of the idea that you can control others/their actions. • Do Maintenance on boundaries in every relationship you have. Every human relationship needs healthy boundaries.
You all deserve the best in the whole world 💕 Keep on fighting!
Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
Reblobbed.
I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)
Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.
Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.
Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:
Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????
Here you go u filthy animals.
Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)
Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.
*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.
Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!
Much love 🐒❤️
god bless 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Perfec t:-D
The drop technique and my quick concealing method shown.
Drop technique notes: 1. Use a bag with a shoulder strap so you don’t have to think about where the handles are. You do not want to worry about getting your product tangled up in them. Another benefit of a shoulder strap bag is that there is no gap between the bag and your body (that the product could fall through). 2. Use a structured bag, so that if your product hits one of the sides (as my peanut butter & honey palette did!!), it falls inside anyway! Floppy purses are bad for this because your product can become unbalanced on the cloth if it hits the side, and end up on the floor. Cloth is just one more thing for the product to become tangled in. 3. See how the inside-tops of each side of my purse are angled slightly inward (toward the zipper)? These are your bumpers, babes. Like rails in Mario kart, these guide your product into the bag, so you don’t have to think about it at all. 4. I usually do something with my hand while doing this, as an excuse to move my arm and drop the product. Because I don’t touch my purse, it was clearly “just an accident” if I were to be caught. 5. Once this is done, immediately zip up your purse. Preferably do the concealment and zipping in a blindspot, or the closest thing to a blindspot as you can find. Also a great tip: walk into the store with your phone in a pocket. After dropping, place your phone into your purse and zip it up *without looking* at it.
Light speed conceal technique notes: 1. Hold the product in the hand on the opposite side of your body from your purse. Here, my purse is on my left and the product is in my right hand. I conceal it with my right hand. First, my left arm provides a little bit of cover. Second, it’s just a lot less obvious to me to have my right arm crossing in front of my body than it would be if I were bending my left arm to put the product in. I also like to use my left hand to hold my purse open if it’s a really big item (like I’m doing here; if it’s not a large item, I don’t do this). Third, it’s just a lot harder to do with the arm that’s next to the purse, IMO. Try both out, see what works best for you, and do so in front of a mirror. Practice, practice, practice. 2. Use only in what you are 200% sure is a blindspot. Also great for stores with no cams. 3. Use in clothing stores that count going into dressing rooms (conceal before you go in and detag in the dressing room). Again, be wary of cams. 4. Don’t do this with people around! Very advanced lifters probably are already using this technique to crowd conceal, but if you aren’t very advanced don’t do this anywhere near other people or only try it with *extreme* caution. Practice at home first!! For me, I often use my partner’s body to block others’ view of the side that my purse it on. Using a support beam, wall, or display on that side can also be helpful. I sometimes do it when I’m in a busy store and I’m 200% sure there is no one behind me and maybe one or two people in front of me, both facing away from me. The only reason I do it in these situations is because I’m also 200% sure I can conceal the item in less than 2 seconds (as shown here). If someone did turn to look at me after I’ve started to conceal, worst case scenario is that they see me with my hand in my purse. I’m pretty quick. 5. I often use this technique in makeup stores while holding 2 items. I only want to conceal one and the other is my decoy, which I hold on top of the thing I want. Then I cross my right arm over my body and pretend to look closer at something on a shelf (maybe reach out and grab something with my left hand and look at it), and only shove/drop one item in my purse. Then I’m still holding my decoy which I put somewhere random before leaving. It’s less sus in stores crowded with SAs. 6. Never ever EVER: do this in front of a camera, in front of another person, or on the floor in a store with very active and vigilant LP! Don’t do it! This method is CLEARLY intentional, unlike the drop technique. I have no cover or excuse for this if I get caught and neither do you. This is my favorite and most used technique, but it’s risky. Again, I only recommend this for the experienced and the entirely un-sus. I had a lot of experience before I ever tried concealing on the floor like this. Please be careful.
WONDERFUL techniques!! I’ll definitely use the drop method when in a mostly blindspot and the light speed conceal when im in a 100% blindspot. thank you so much for the video :) im a visual learner
you’re LITERALLY AMAZING!
I quick conceal after I’ve quietly removed tags in a blind spot, I walk out the door and quick conceal cause like if it has no tags people presume I bought it
Someone once told me I was the safest place for them to face their own demons. Because they knew I wasn’t afraid to navigate through their darkness. You see, I never used to believe in the idea of a lost cause. But if you had known the me that existed before I knew you then you would know why I need you to let me go. You would see what kind of person I used to be and how I gave you everything I had. And you would know that I never used to use the word impossible. But when I tried to reach you I learned there are some things I simply cannot do. I don’t know what world you see, that the rest of us do not, but I am tired of tearing myself apart to find the right lens that will open your mind without breaking your heart. I am tired of offering up my own body as a shield to save you. Or sacrificing my sanity to maintain your version of reality. So please hear me when I say it hurts to say goodbye. But not nearly as much as it hurt to try. Please listen when I ask you to let me go. And I hope you save yourself someday.
Let Me Go, V.P. (via bandaids-for-the-heart)
Pro-Tip
I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic.
Fading Scars / Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar
Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar
Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar
Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara / Lash Milk
Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges)
Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner
I was asked to list the rest of the products I currently have in my possession, so here y’all go!
FACE / HAIR STUFF
Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever.
Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much.
No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city.
Honey Trap Lip Balm My favorite lip balm, ever. Really improves the texture of your lips and seals in moisture. However, this is not for fixing chapped lips - use Ultrabalm for that first, and then this to prevent them from chapping again. Also, pro-tip, if you apply it before liquid lipstick, your lipstick won’t crease or dry out all day.
MASSAGE BARS
Strawberry Feels Forever Smells like fresh strawberries! Has a much thinner consistency than the other massage bars, so it can be used every day, like a solid lotion.
Soft Coeur Smells like chocolate and honey, and is ridiculously moisturizing. More heavy-duty than the other bars, so I like to only use this one on spots like my knees, heels, and elbows.
From Dusk til Dawn The shape of this one is amazing. It’s shaped like a cone, so it gives a deep massage when you’re using it. Definitely recommend if you have any sort of muscle pain.
SCRUBS
The Rough with the Smooth This stuff smells soooo good. Like cotton candy. I use it before I shave because it really does an amazing job at removing any dead skin and it doesn’t leave a residue, so it won’t clog your razor. However, it’s a sugar scrub, so it melts super quickly.
Ocean Salt This is a heavy-duty scrub. Really amazing if you have dry, flaky skin, and the healing properties of the salt are really great if you have acne. It’ll dry it up and heal it super quick.
Cup o’ Coffee Face & Body Mask I’m on my fourth jar of this already. The coffee beans are ground up just enough to give a deep, yet gentle scrub and the caffeine in the bar really does wake up your skin and make it look brighter. Great for the morning.
Buffy It smells like a vacation, that’s really the only way to describe it. It’s an exfoliant bar and body butter mixed together, so you rub it all over while you’re still in the shower, and then rinse the sand off. After, rub the oils in and pat dry. No need for lotion after because it seals in the moisture from your shower.
SHOWER GELS / JELLIES
Rose Jam Shower Gel Smells like roses and has a really bubbly lather. More cleansing than moisturizing. I like to use it before a more moisturizing soap because it’s great for removing dirt and oil from the skin.
The Olive Branch Shower Gel A long-time favorite of mine. Great for dry skin, as it has a really creamy lather versus a bubbly one. Also, the smell is very calming and lingers for a long time.
Needles & Pines Shower Jelly It’s a solid shower gel (consistency of jello), and it smells like Christmas trees! I like to store it in the fridge and use it when it’s hot outside, super cleansing and refreshing.
SOAPS:
Roses All the Way Personal favorite! Smells like roses & vanilla ice cream. Super moisturizing and so, so creamy. Definitely buy if you suffer from dry skin.
Yog Nog Very moisturizing and the scent lingers for a really long time. Smells like snickerdoodles and eggnog.
Bohemian Not at all creamy, as it’s an exfoliating soap. It’s great to use on dark spots like knees and armpits because the exfoliants soften the skin and the lemon juice evens out your skintone. Smells like lemons.
Karma Another favorite. It has a super thin consistency but is still very moisturizing, so it’s a good shaving soap because it won’t gunk up your razor. Smells like incense and patchouli.
Figs & Leaves Smells like dirt and grass, in a good way. Super cleansing. As in your skin will literally squeak after using it, so I recommend using an in-shower moisturizer like King of Skin after using it.
OTHER:
Atomic Toothy Tabs Solid toothpaste that you crush up in your mouth. It sounds weird but these things are phenomenal. They really leave your teeth squeaky clean, and are the sole reason my teeth are so white - I don’t use any whitening products. This particular kind smells like cloves and cinnamon.
Ultrabalm All Purpose Balm This stuff is amazing. It’s an all-over balm for rough spots. I use it in the winter time on my hands and lips, because they get dry. I also use it year round on my face where I get dry spots, as it doesn’t clog pores.
Silky Underwear Dusting Powder Another holy grail. If you could turn cocoa butter into a powder, this would be it. It’s not drying like baby powder, it’s more silky (it’s also talc-free). I use it between my legs to prevent chafing and under my boobs when it’s hot outside to prevent sweating.
As most of you know; most of my lifting is always skin care products and I’ve gotten quite a few messages asking what products I swear by, what I’d recommend for certain skin types, how to get rid of/prevent break outs, and how to overall have better skin, so I decided to just delete the asks and make a post.😊 Most of my skin routine takes place at night and on the weekend.
Mornings: I wash my face with St Ives oatmeal scrub. It’s targeted towards dry skin. I’d recommend this product if you struggle to find a face wash that doesn’t dry out your skin and/or cause irritation. If you try to stick with earth friendly products; I’d also recommend because instead of exfoliating plastic, the product uses nuts, which is obviously biodegradable.😊 Lastly, I moisturize with Neutrogena Oil Free face lotion for combination skin.
Nights: First, I use a cotton pad and remove my make up with Garnier micellar cleansing water. I swear by this make up remover, as it doesn’t burn my face nor eyes and lasts soooo much longer than makeup removal wipes. Then I splash my face with warm water and use Clinique Sonic Facial Soap with my Vanity Planet skin spa brush and scrub my entire face then rinse. Afterwards, I moisturize with Freeman Beauty infusion mask. It’s an overnight mask that evens skin tone, corrects dark spots, and moisturizes. If you have trouble with your makeup flaking up on your nose; I’d recommend this product because I haven’t had a problem with it since I’ve been using it. I think it was like $5 at Ulta, or you could just get it for free like I did.😇 I also rub some vasoline on my lips to keep them moisturized before bed.
Weekends: weekends are basically my spa days. I take baths with bath bombs, use face masks, etc because I don’t have time to do all of that during the week. I use Biore black head removal strips on my nose, then I use Skin Food Egg White Pore Mask. Afterwards, I once again use my night mask that I referenced above. It’s important to use moisturizers after face masks so that you don’t dry out your skin.
*Also, I have combination skin. My face gets oily on my nose and forehead, my nose and next to the bridge of my nose gets dry.* All products mentioned are pictured above.
Both of my sephoras are so hard 😥 Thinking about lifting a ton of shit from Ulta that sephora also has, then after Christmas go get store credit for that shit at sephora and say my bf tried so hard but just doesn’t know what he’s doing with makeup so he got me the wrong stuff. And just get a bunch of stuff that only sephora has
Try online mail order fraud. Order a bunch of shit and make sure when you check out that the order isn’t tracked through the mail. Then when it comes, about two or three days later call Sephora and say it never arrived. If they suggest waiting another week or so, wait that time and then call again claiming it didn’t come. When they ask if you want another shipment say it was for a birthday that passed or something and you’d just like to cancel the order. You’ll get a full refund
being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.
and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.
Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:
Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????
Here you go u filthy animals.
Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)
Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.
*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.
Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!
Much love 🐒❤️
god bless 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
I’ve been looking for this!!
Reblog lifting cat for 100 years of lifting luck.
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me as a cat