its only fun if its illegal

total since 11.25.16- (~2,100) {rp}

[liftsandshit]

lil t@rget haul

bra - 19

thong - 5

shorts - 15

shirt - 15

total - 54

[serpentlifts]

lol this meme will be dead in like a week

[stupididiotlifts]

So I’ve noticed basically all of the old lifting masterposts have broken links, so I wanted to make a newer, updated one :)

PLEASE if you go to view a link and it ends up being broken, don’t be afraid to message me and let me know. All posts creds go to post creators/source. Some sections are kind of dry, but I’ll be updating this. If I don’t update please yell at me in my inbox lmao.

TIPS & METHODS//

3 Things to Remember

‘Getting Out’

The Lifting Bag Post

Boosting 101

Concealing on Floor (Video)

Tied Sweater Method (One sweater)

Tied Sweater Method (Two Sweaters)

Hood Method

Hood Method With a Twist

Double Lined Purse Method

Lifting Facemasks Tips

Boosting Tip 1

Boosting Tip 2

How to Boost VS Panties

Tips for Beginners (HeavenlyLifter’s Guide)

Tips from an OG (Liftblurred - I think her last post before she deactivated :( rip)

Online Scamming Warning

Self Checkout Method Warning

Outfit Tips

Lifting Shoes

Hiding Hauls From Parents Tips

Random Lil Tip 1

 STORES//

Starbucks

Brandy Melville

Lululemon

Sephora

CUTE POSTS//

Things to Lift for Christmas

Things to Stock Up On

Moving Out Lift List

TAGS//

Hiding Tags

Taking the Tags With You

PSA For Soft Tags

PRETTY HAULS//

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EXTRAS//

Getting Caught Masterpost (not too sure if this is older)

Some Tips and Random Stores Masterpost

[starrlifter-deactivated20180819]

When my mom asks where I got that shirt

[liftsandshit]

had a HORRIBLE WEEK so went to party city and snatched random cute shit including two stuffed animals!!!! total ~$30

[liftingmoth]

anything’s a free sample if u believe

[liftsandshit]

p@csun tshirt - 23

(i also snatched a little toy thing from this game store - 4)

total- 27

[miss-lift-deactivated20220629]

Séph0ra & Franćesçaś haul!

Today was a busy day in retail, I guess with everyone going back to school. So all the SAs were assisting people, which made it easy for me to access my favorite blind spots.

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

i found this gem that just needed some minor tweaks to be suitable for yall. enjoy

[medicalifts]

Me and my friend looking for cams trying not to look directly into them and totally failing at it.

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

me? actually laughing out loud at a post?

[liftsandshit]

do you have any tips for pacsun?

pacsun is so easy (at least where i live) half their shit is untagged and if it is tagged it only requires a rubberband to pop off. if youre lucky the dressing rooms are even unattended you just have to be careful, i usually bring two of everything im snatching into the dressing room so it looks like i didnt take anything (obviously dont let them see you taking two) but if they do its not sus bc its like “i wanted to try on both sizes!”

[shadow-lifter-blog1]

us

[im-a-blankspace]

Cover the sounds of untagging shit with a masterfully placed fake sneeze, easier and less suspicious if you just keep sneezing, rather than coughing.

[liftinglavish]

or music playing from your phone!

[heavenlylifter]

i tend to elbow the hanger rack to make it clack loudly😗

[sadgirlhauls]

thought of this while I was hungover lolol:

go to a mall with a spencers and buy a dildo that’s stored in a box. go to whatever store, grab what you want and go to the dressing room. open the dildo packaging and shove undies, small accessories, makeup etc. in the box. close it up and walk out. If you get stopped they’ll see there’s nothing in your bag, and most certainly wouldn’t look inside a box containing a dildo with a receipt. make a smooth getaway

[bitterlifter-moved-deactivated2]

I deadass thought you were talking about me I was like wtf lmaooo but yeah, good tip

[liftsandshit]

little haul from a few days ago ;) p@csun- get off my cloud shirt $21 v1ctorias secret- three thongs $31.50 total- $52.50 <3

[winterlifts]

“can I start a dressing room for you?”

[gofivefingerdiscounts]

Lol I always say “yes! It’s so great to get service here! Do you have any other black and white patterned tops? If so, can you add that to my room?” really excitedly and then make them regret it. I hand them like 8 things and add more myself and take things away and they offer things and hand things and blah blah its a mess. But by that point they’ve gotta be like “Wtf is even in there” and then I take like 8 things because they have no idea. If ya can’t beat em, join em.

[hoodoothevoodoo]

the heart purse is heavily featured bc i love it so much

ürban outfïtters heart purse $20 rose quartz soap $8 rose gold nail polish $5 best buds ash tray $6 winky lux glimmer balm $14 blue panties $8 black panties $8 red top $18 leopard print dress $54

änthopologïe albeit tinted moisturizer $28 albeit concealer duo $22 albeit loose powder $30 vanille eau de toilette $10

🥀🥀🥀total: $231 🥀🥀🥀

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

hell yeah get it girl!!!