“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
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noise dept.

Kaledo Art

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blake kathryn

titsay

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sheepfilms
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taylor price
Not today Justin

pixel skylines
Keni
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
dirt enthusiast
Show & Tell

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@lightbanished
“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
@platanho3 helpppp
“I’m dangerous like a fire in a nursing home—” mediocre clap. “old people burning old people burning old people burning, put your hands up.” lackluster hand raise. "old people burning old people burning...." pause. ".......... that's kinda messed up..."
“ What, what, you got a problem with this? ” Lazy kick. “ Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fists, because on top of guns, I know karate and ninja stuff. ” Apathetically karate chops the air. “ So if you come at me, I’ll trip you, then I’ll suck your nuts. ” Lazy, awkward, stammering. “ I – I mean I’ll punch your nuts; sucking them would be GAY and I’m totally not gay. I’m all about V - A - G - I - N - A. ”
at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*
everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too
born to be mild
*mediocre guitar solo*
You know what they say; when in lack of content, make it yourself.
this lich fucks
He is very much Karthus Cocksbane. He’s never seen a penis in his life.
mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck
I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.
“Is there a necromancer-patient confidentiality agreement?”
I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.
Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself (via the-book-diaries)
Tilted Pyke 2; electric boogaloo.
pyke: how are you so mobile?
pride month is over but its never too late to say that karthus lightsbane is trans and gay.
cont
“ indeed i would. “
had he been grated by draven’s egotism, it did not become apparent, as he slowly floated down to meet draven face to face. oh, and how weary he looked after their last encounter– even the dark magic had begun to take its toll on karthus’ body. and yet, despite that, the smile that he wore was nothing short of genuine.
“ one moment–” and without another word, he began to sift through his bag. it was not long until he produced a small wooden box. delicate, and carved with ornate patterns of vines and flowers. perhaps an old heirloom of sorts.
“ i wanted to thank you for, erm, being there for me.”
speaking from the heart had never been one of his strengths, he was awkward, unused to friendship. and yet, the warmth of his tone and sincerity of his smile expressed his appreciation far more than simple words could.
“ it... was perhaps the lowest point of my life, though it was your company that helped me see that there is... still much to live for.”
and, he caught himself rambling, and merely shook his head, a slight laugh escaped his lips.
“ but, enough of that, right? i came here to bring you this.” and so, he would offer his present, opening the box just enough for the fragrance of baked goods to seep out. “ i don’t know how you feel about cookies, but..”
@narcisisto