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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

probuccalfat

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

probuccalfat

i feel like the zoo in hobart that housed the last living tasmanian tiger.

twilightofthesandwiches

Today's vent:

bettercallsaulamc

If you could ask Walter White one question, what would it be?

redpandarascal

funtergeist

due to popular demand they have been given a blanket

xexir

most exalted pout fri 13th, mexico

imadedmans

okay but for real

the-muppet-joker

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!

noknowshame

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

segamascott

homoeroticarson

quit getting weaker with the squeaker and learn to expect more with a grand old boar

titsay

orpheuslament

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand