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indie kai anderson rpwritten by atti est.10.22.17

[ofheavenlymuses]

fall/autumn starters.

Please send one of the following for a starter featuring:

🎃 - Our muses go to the pumpkin patch

🔪 - Our muses carve pumpkins

🍁 - Our muses go on a hayride 

🎭  - Our muses watch a scary movie 

🍬 - Our muses give out candy to trick or treaters

🎉 - Our muses attend a halloween party together

😏 - Our muses get frisky in costume

🏠 - Our muses visit a haunted house

🔮 - Our muses make a visit to a fortune teller

👻 - Our muses mess around with a ouji board

👹 - Our muses accidentally summon a demon

🔥 - Our muses hang out by the bonfire

🌽 - Our muses get lost in a corn maze

🎨 - Our muses are get ready for a halloween party together

🏰 - Our muses are stay together at a haunted hotel

💀 - Our muses celebrate/attend an exhibit regarding Dia De Los Muertos

🍂 - Our muses celebrate/attend an exhibit regarding Samhain

🏙  - Our muses go on a haunted tour of their city

💃 - Our muses dance together at a halloween party

🌲 - Our muses go camping in a haunted forest

🔑 - Our muses participate in a halloween themed escape room

😴 - Your muse wakes mine up from a scary dream

😱 - Your muse helps my muse escape the clutches of a deranged killer

🔍  - Your muse helps mine solve a murder mystery

🖤 - Your muse takes my muse to the grave of a loved one

[dreadeddarkheart]

intothehere:

         She laughed. Actually laughed at the statement that it wasn’t about what she thought of Jack. Kai was right, she understood all that ‘gay shit’, but the man was probably two seconds away from vomiting on her, he couldn’t think outside of black and white. “It has nothing to do with him being a fit for us.” The truth was so clearly there in front of Kai that she was shocked that he didn’t see it.

        Her arms now crossed, pout still remaining on her doll face, “I didn’t want him”, she was childish in this speech. “I’m fine caring the Messiah baby for you.” She stared right at her brother, hoping that wasn’t lost on him — she hated children but she was going through with this for him. “But I don’t want Jack.” It was on her tongue, why couldn’t she just say it. She tried over and over again, trying just to say those words that were so simple. “You know what…just find him give him something that will get his dick hard and let’s do this." 

                  Cocking his head to the side, he was finally listening now ;; truly listening, not just waiting for his turn to speak. The young man was always waiting it felt like: waiting in limbo, waiting for a revelation, waiting for the next time he could come out ahead. However, the moment the words left her lips, he found himself paying attention, and for the first time in a long time, he felt connected to another human being.              He could fake it, there was no doubt about that, he was born to lead -- but this? This was t r u t h -- this was his electromagnetic pull.          ‘ You were the only choice, ’ he wanted her to be aware, that this would have only been possible with her included. Reaching forward, he brushed against her rouge tinted cheek with a cool index finger, gently massaging the soft skin.                                  ‘ How could I have been so blind. ’            At her next onslaught of words, Kai felt himself break, if just for a moment, a rough fist slamming against the refrigerator door, behind the blonde’s head. ‘ No! ’ he gritted out, ‘ I don’t want to put you through that -- I don’t want him to have you, now. ’ ( or ever ) Large hand slid down between her neck and collarbone, grabbing with a slight force, just enough that she might bruise. ‘ It only works if it’s us, ’ he proclaimed, ‘ I’ve only ever wanted it to be us. Just you & me, at the end of the fucking, goddamn world. ’

[evantpeters-deactivated20200518]

“There was plenty of room to go around, asshole!”

[dreadeddarkheart]

intothehere:

                She had tried to process what she had heard only hours before, a Messiah. She thought it might have something to do with Oz, but the plan started to reveal itself and Winter was shocked. She didn’t want that idiot Samuels touching her and it seemed like he felt the same way judging by the fact that he couldn’t get hard. She knew the man was gay, without the slightest interest in women.                    Winter had already escaped the room, shedding the stupid gown she was supposed to be wearing during this and finding something else, something not white. Shaking she took a heavy gulp of water only to be interrupted by Kai. She wasn’t surprised he was here, she knew he would be and she knew he was going to be mad but this entire thing was too much for her.

               Remaining hushed for his entire rant, when it seemed like he was done she finally said something. “I don’t want to have a baby with Jack.” She was almost pouting, like a spoiled brat. But that Kai’s fault, he was always there protect her, to give her her way and make sure all the evils of the worlds wouldn’t get her.

    She would say something like that, he thought, shaking his head, as if plagued by the very idea that she was being completely outrageous. ‘ Not good looking enough for you? ’ he questioned, crossing his arms over his chest, as he gazed down at the bleached blonde’s pouting expression. ‘ I thought you feminists would understand all that gay shit, ’ he tried to come off hard, ‘ I picked someone soft for you, Winter, and this is how you repay me? ’ It wasn’t entirely true, Kai had chosen him because it would have been easier than getting messy ;; not that they hadn’t been in a mess once ( or twice ) before. 

         ‘ This wasn’t about you thinking he was good looking, ’ he finally decided, ‘ he seemed like the perfect fit for us -- why are you being so stubborn? ’ He would never admit it, never out loud, ( well maybe never ) because this had been his holy plan, but the thought of them together, well quite frankly, it would have made him beyond j e a l o u s.

[dreadeddarkheart]

A closed starter for @intothehere​ // #heartswithdread

     She’d gone a blow his big idea, drove a wrench right into the plans -- these plans which he may have just hatched over the past day in a half -- BUT STILL! When the younger sibling didn’t get her way, it often resulted in misery for both parties; he always did have to pick up after his baby sister.                ‘You embarrassed me, back there,’ he hissed, tugging the loose fitting t-shirt over his head. Kai continued to grumble as he paced around the family home, darting into the kitchen. Nearly shaken hands fumbled with the refrigerator, opening and closing the metal door as if he was just that indecisive. ‘This was for us,’ he tried to reason, keeping his voice down, knowing that if he rose it, even an octave higher, she’d be screaming right back.                 ‘We are the only ones that are gonna make it in this world, Winter,’ he noted, taking a few steps towards the shorter, young woman. ‘Can’t you see that you blew this for us? That everything I do is for the greater good,’ he reasoned, ‘it’s always been for you.’ 

[dreadeddarkheart]

authoritativeprince:

* ᏕᏒ・ﾟ▬ @dreadeddarkheart​ CONTINUED FROM Ϟ

‘ i wouldn’t be here, in THIS predicament if i wasn’t here to help bring change in this god forsaken world. need i remind you that we both need each other. i need you to be the voice for this cause. and you need me to enforce rules and a way of life. you know, unlike your last LAP DOG, sammy. ’

          ‘Need is a strong word,’ he noted, glancing upward at the other young man, arms crossing over his chest. ‘It is tragic what happened to Samuel,’ the blue-haired, councilman nodded, ‘but we shall press on. And I suppose if you believe you’re the man for the job -- well, I’m here to bare witness to this claim. Make me a believer, Rollins, and then we’ll see how needy I’ll become.’ 

[theysayimanarizonian]

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[dreadeddarkheart]

feminiistscum:

anything she’d say, he’d believe…winter was adamant about that. least that’s the way it’s been played in the past and even now with their future falling into tight knit fruition; their thrones neatly shined for the new world takeover. though, winter, she had wanted a new world, a brand new beginning for all those who occupy this grand earth. however, the way that he, kai, had proposed a fresh contemporary universe, it was becoming stale and stale rapidly. her fear was that this would all end imperfectly, in opposition of her desires and his too, with him at the helm. visions for a better future would blind his path. it had already started. 

the proof almost on display with the last minute experiment of a ménage à trois. and she would have went through with it. would have lain there if it meant that kai would be proud, would have been SATISFIED. a part of her, a whole part of her would have been disgusted with herself. disgusted with the fact that for a man, even her brother, that she would erase and counteract her internal beliefs of equality, of rising dominance for women. the very thought sickens her yet if the roles were reversed, if kai had taken samuel’s spot, it would have felt RIGHT. she had questioned it when kai had vocalized the suggestion, hinting but winter put the brakes on the very sinful, TAINTED proposition. because it was morally wrong or was supposed to be. she couldn’t quite wrap her head around that though, around these feelings that had been brewing for years, since october of 2015. though with these feelings there was a force of CONTROL. something that kai possessed, of course but winter, at her fingertips was soon to be the puppeteer. 

his words, they now settle against her eardrum, comprehended and her mind is wiped free and void of any swirling thoughts. ‘ you’re witnessing what i’m willing to do, ’ she points out. her pinkie sheen with droplets of warmth from the connection of their skin. ‘ i’m going to be by your side no matter what, kai. ’ in a way this is a promise to the both of them despite her doubts, despite what she KNEW she had to accomplish. with his last settlement, it strung on his tongue, looming in the musty basement air. winter was aware he loved her. loved her like the younger sister she was, always. but the magnitude in which he does love, it’s foreign. the same for him presumably. ‘ it breaks my heart knowing that you don’t how much i’m willing to risk for you. how much i’ve already risked. how much done to show that i love you. we’re in the same boat, kai. we both don’t know how much we mean to each other, ’ they’ve been through it all. their parents’ death, the trauma, the pain and now this, the dawn of the rightful invasion. 

╰ ◦ —   & ( @dreadeddarkheart  —from x. )

         There had been moments -- moments of questionable loyalty, but with Winter, he knew her heart was pure. That purity was one of the shining factors to why he trusted her so greatly, to why he loved her so completely and deeply. The way his heart swelled for the younger sibling, it was effortless and true -- it went beyond the simple bounds of brother and sister -- it was DNA embedded, it was in blood, that dripped the foundation of their bond. Even when they’d been small they were attached at the hip, mind-readers of sorts, the duo shared a language all their own. Now here they were, pinky to pinky, soul to soul, sharing in the depths of their depravity and inner mind’s workings. This was a sacred union, this was h o l y -- their vows -- u n b r e a k a b l e. 

      ‘Swear it to me,’ he breathed, eyes becoming glassy once more, ‘swear it to me Winter, pledge your undying love for me.’ It was a tall order, and for anyone else in the young man’s life, a complete impossibility. ‘It’s impossible to love you,’ he’d been told that before in his life, but never once by his other half, never once would she be so cruel. ‘I want your word. I want your blood. I want your Goddamn soul,’ he remained calm, voice becoming sharp, but his eyes never once leaving her steely gaze. ‘I want every filthy thing you’ve ever thought. I want your world turned inside out. I want you alive and on fire. I want you....for me.’ He tightened the grip on their pinky-lock, elbow daring to falter on the rounded table, as he came even closer to the grey-headed beauty.                   ‘You told me you’d do anything for me,’ he shook his head, ‘but you couldn’t give me this.’ A tear fell from his dark eyes, face unshakable however, his features nearly stoic. ‘I wanted our love to grow. I wanted the world to have a savior. Our world. Our Savior. Our bounded bloodline. Why would you hurt me so? Why would you ever want to ruin this for us? We could be heroes, Winter, just like we both wanted. We could give life to a world so impure and tainted -- why did you resist? Does giving birth to a holy being of light sicken you? After all we’ve done, this is your worst sin?’

[dreadeddarkheart]

heartswithdread:

          Being mindful of the steering wheel she pushed herself closer to Kai, allowing him more access to touch her, not that he never needed to be allowed anything with her. Panties pushed downward and soon kicked out of the way to be found later in the front seat of his car. Bare muff now was hidden only under pleating of her skirt.         He touched her, she did the same in turn, she touched him with a kind of disbelief like she couldn’t understand how he could just go through what the two of them had gone through and be so brave. But this made her need him so much more. If she could just have an ounce of his bravery then she’d be ok. She needed it, she wanted it.         “I’m going to be there every step of the way, I promise.” She was always by his side, a little shadow moving quietly to help him with whatever he needed. “After seeing you tonight, I know you can make a difference you saved all those people, you saved me without even having to try.”

              Hands moved to brace her hips, his face pressing tightly to her sternum as he inhaled her familiar scent. He could die like this. That’s what he’d always thought. As long as he was surrounded by her warmth he was free.              When their parents had so willingly shelled out the cash for college, Kai had known why. It was to rid their lives of the ‘poison’, to cleanse their home of the ‘filth.’ He’d heard his mother weeping at night, he knew she’d been up thinking about it, and he’d avoided the backhanding of his father (thank God he was wheelchair bound). It pained his heart to know that they’d reduced their mother to a shell, and yet, he’d hoped that their father had truly been the one to condemn her long ago -- it was the surest way to avoid taking all the blame -- to avoid any and all shame. 

    Her words brought him back to the present, spheres glancing upward. ‘I would always put you ahead of me,’ he promised, ‘saving you was natural. Like everything else with you. I feel you in my bones.’ 

[dreadeddarkheart]

“I’m not backing down.”

a really long, but categorized, ask meme       QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

         ‘Then are you challenging me? Or are you going to help me challenge the world? You do have a choice, Seth – only, there is most definitely a wrong move in this power play.’ 

[dreadeddarkheart]

heartswithdread:

              Maybe it was wrong…maybe, but she couldn’t be bothered with that logic of thought. She had been practically packed and shoved a w a y once she was accepted to Vassar, anything to get her away from Kai is what her parents thought. But in the end, it didn’t stop them and now there was no “moral” high ground. Vincent had no clue and her parents where dead, and the truth was not even Vin could stop them. 

             He was bringing her back home now, she could feel herself being more and more whole as he made contact with her. She was frantic at first only for a short while, soon she was relaxed, well as relaxed as one could be making out in a car. “And that’s one thing in this world I fucking know for sure.” And that was true, so many times she made him be her prince when she believed that kind of thing. And well illusions had been shattered, Kai was still the only one for her. And it was a thought that never worried her, this was how it was meant to be.  

         Winter was the first believer, the one true and honest, recurring perfection in his life. As long as she was faithful, as long as she was willing to go in deep, then that was all that he’d need to begin his work. He wanted to save everyone, and maybe, with her help and love, he could try.                    With ginger hands and careful measure, he tugged the young woman into his lap, their bodies readjusting in the car’s smaller interior. It was pitch black outside, but the moon would be their guide. His hands began roaming her frame once more, even though he’d memorized every curve and angle of her body, it would never be enough. They shared the same flesh, bone and blood, and yet he still needed to study her, it was the only form of schooling that could ever make sense. 

     ‘I want to help everyone,’ he noted, his breathing coming slightly heavy, fingers skirting up her pale thighs. ‘I need you to help me,’ he continued, index digit hooking into her panties, tugging downward. ‘We can make a difference,’ he half smiled, ‘together. I want this together.’ 

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[dreadeddarkheart]

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.” //kvllerprincess

a really long, but categorized, ask meme            QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION 

        He’d never been known to be petty, he always left all of that to the teens and savages. He came corrected to an argument, he came locked and loaded, with wit and sharpness. There had been no need to insult her as he’d just done, that was beneath the both of them.                Hanging his head for a moment, the councilman placed his hands on her shoulders, daring to slide downward on her biceps. ‘You’re absolutely right,’ he nodded, ‘that comment was vile, and I apologize. Forgive me?’ He appeared to plead with darkened spheres, fingertips of one hand grazing her chin as he lifted their gaze to meet once more. 

[dreadeddarkheart]

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.” // feminiistscum

a really long, but categorized, ask meme                      QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION 

          She hadn’t kept the secret for very long. The girl code instantly shattering the moment they were locked in the ‘pinky power’ stance. She’d wanted to change the world, but not at his expense – but the rest – well, they might have just gotten a little too carried away in the deep throws of feminist lit.              This was the first time, since the night she almost became a showcase experiment, that she’d been so vocal and passionate about her feelings towards him. It was refreshing, to say the least, and renewed a sense of faith that he’d had in her, that had been wavering for the past few days.             ‘You don’t care about your cause?’ he challenged, ‘how much would you actually be willing to give up for me? Are you going to follow me until the end, Winter? You have no idea just how much I love you. It breaks my heart.’ 

[dreadeddarkheart]

heartswithdread:

          She never had been brave as Kai and never as achieving as Vincent, the only thing she had going for her was that she was the only girl in that fucked up family protected and valued above everything else. Her virtue honored above anything else. She had tried to play fearless when they came up to that house. But the moment she saw the first room she wanted to turn tail and run. All she could do keep herself from falling apart was clench her fists together tightly keeping them in her lap. 

          She was proud of her brother though, well she thought about how much of a coward she was, allowing the ‘father’ to get his hands on her, it was Kai who had managed to take the control and everything was fine now. That’s what she muttered in her head. “I know,” she said monotone, her voice would hide how much pain she was in, how much trauma she was experiencing. 

          The only comfort she felt was Kai edging closer to her, her nervous rabbit heart calming as he got closer. She had been placed in so much danger that night and yet, the sense of relief came over her when he touched her. Big doe eyes now moved from the focus of her sweating palms to her brother’s face skin against hers. “If anyone could do it Kai, it’d be you.” and now for the first time since she’d sat down in the seat her hands unclasped themselves from one another only to come searching for him. Grabbing whatever she could find of him to anchor herself into back into their little world.

              Absolute faith. That’s all he would require, absolute trust. Without trust there is no love, and here between these two beings, there was enough love to set this vehicle ablaze. ‘Thank you for always believing in me,’ he whispered, lips daring to touch hers gently -- a sweet kiss, yet it scorched his lips the moment they’d dared to mingle with her own.                    The duo had been here before, they’d walked the line, they’d practically placed their parents in the death bed due to their ‘sinful’ acts. However, nothing with Winter ever felt wrong, nothing ever felt unholy or obscene. If we were created to love, why not love within the bonds of blood? She was the only person that ever understood him, she was the only one that could ever adore a shattered heart, such as his own. 

        ‘I’ve never been ashamed to love you,’ he uttered, before a large hand moved to the back of her head, knotting in the dark tresses of her wild hair. Lips parted, as if to devour, tongue roaming gently to find her own. His heart began beating loudly like a war drum, his veins bursting with desire, sizzling with a chaotic longing and comfort -- she always had felt like home. 

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[askboxmemethings]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[dreadeddarkheart]