Totally Correct Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Things they actually said in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Submissions are open.

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Mr. Herriman: Alright, explain to me exactly how you got arrested.

Madame Foster: I have no idea, we didn’t do anything wrong.

Frankie: We got pulled over, the officer said “papers”, and Grandma literally said “scissors” and drove off.

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“Dante was wrong. There’s a tenth circle of Hell and it’s you.”

— Mr. Herriman, to Bloo

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Mr. Herriman: WAIT MASTER BLOOREGARD, DON’T LOOK AT THAT!

Bloo: Why??

Mr. Herriman, sweating: I was doing… um… adult things in there.

Bloo, glancing at the screen: This is a Buzzfeed quiz.

Mr. Herriman, clicking out of the page: What The Loved and The Loveless character I am is none of your business!

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Mr. Herriman: Back in my day, we had no use for antiques!

Frankie: But Mr. H, I thought back in your day, there were no antiques.

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“Do I look like I know what a “jay peg” is?”

— Mr. Herriman

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The Bloo Superdude: *singing* Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...nobody knows my sorrow...

Lord Snooty: Oh, Bloo Superdude, do lighten up. Sing something with a little..."bounce" in it.

The Bloo Superdude: *singing* Hey there everybody, it's a looney-ful day...

Lord Snooty: NO! No, anything but that!

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Frankie: One time I witnessed Mr. Herriman and Bloo arguing, and this is how it went

Mr. Herriman: Everything that leaves your mouth is stupid!

Bloo: Mr. Herriman!

Frankie: To this day, I laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I still randomly think about it

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*during "Busted"* Bloo: What's Herriman gonna say when I tell him I broke his bust of Madame Foster? *Bloo goes into a daydream sequence* Bloo: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Herriman? I broke your bust. I'm sorry. Mr. Herriman: *gasp* You broke my bust? You BROKE my BUST? *morphs into a hairy green monster* YOU BROKE MY BUST!?

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Eduardo: Help! An Extremasaur just ate up fifteen folding chairs and Duchess! Mr. Herriman: Oh no! Not the folding chairs!

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*introducing Mr. Herriman to Google*

Frankie: So anything you want to find, you just type it in.

Mr. Herriman: Oh! I lost a very nice silk scarf in 1942.

Frankie: ... right. I'll just type that in.

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Mr. Herriman: People used to write letters and be done with it. Frankie: People also used to eat mercury and get smoke enemas but tragically, progress knows no master.

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I HATE Cheese episodes!

Bloo

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Mac: *goes on a sugar rush* Bloo, who caused it: I'm staying out of this.

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Berry: *skipping happily with an axe* Berry: Ready or not, here I come to murder you!

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Mac: Of course I can handle Bloo at his worst. Mac: That's basically all the time.

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Bloo: Mac, have I ever let you down?

Mac: Frequently.

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Bloo: Isn’t this supposed to get right in his eye, like, “oh shit, I fucked up!”?

Mac: Like “eye” fucked up? Like “e-y-e”?

Bloo:

Bloo: “E-y-e”? That’s “ewe”…

Mac:

Mac: are you fucking serious