[beabees]

date idea: i talk about red dead redemption for seven hours straight and at the end you stand up and clap (no breaks allowed)

[startrekgaysex]

i mean. who said that.

[pumpkin-bread]

I had a dream I was given a tiny, helpless little creature. It was black and soft and not quite a cat but not quite anything else either.

I was told it was going to die so nobody else wanted to feel the pain of caring for it, but when I held it I was filled with love and the need to protect it.

I knew it was going to die soon, so I just held it close and walked as far as I could, showing it every beautiful thing I could find as I waited for the inevitable

I found myself starting to wonder if it really would die. It seemed to be just the slightest bit stronger, the further we went. It had become curious of its surroundings and would raise its head to look around, eyes full of wonder. When it settled back into my arms it had the look of contentment rather than exhaustion.

I thought, maybe if I keep showing it new things, if I keep loving it, perhaps it will survive.

And then I woke up.

[brothermoth]

I don't understand why people call John Marston stupid. He isn't dumb, he's barely functioning day to day and it's not HIS fault that whacky shit keeps happening to him. How would YOU react if your family turned into zombies after just going through like a billion Herculean trials to get them back???? That man is so checked out from reality that shit happens and he has no choice but to go "ok" and move on from that. John Marston has a customer service worker's ability to simply dissociate and complete tasks on auto pilot. He's not Arthur "helpful and kind" Morgan. He's a bitter fuck who does not give two shits about anyone he wants to get his beloved wife back so she can peg him and he wants to get his bitch ass emo son back so they can communicate poorly and take turns doing stupid nonsensical shit to give Abigail more stress in her life. He's just a Guy okay and I love him he's The Dad of All Time and I think he makes stupid fucking decisions but so do I and that's okay he's doing his best.

[fullyautomatic1]

Yes babygirl you’re a very handsome young man

[valtsv]

would you rather be traumatised or boring

okay this whole "i'm only funny because of my trauma" bullshit was bad from the start but it's officially crossed the shit idiot event horizon now it's got yall asking if i'd rather suffer horribly, potentially for the rest of my life from the effects even after the traumatic event itself is over, or be... not very interesting? like do you even hear yourself??? get better coping mechanisms. for your own sake.

[beacon-lamp]

if syndicate bad why niki nihachu

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

[ace-angel]

but really though, this pride month, shout out to straight trans people. it’s gotta be rough sometimes listening to people constantly complaining about “the straights” and how “it’s gay month if you’re not gay go home”. you’re not contributing to heteronormitivity just by being yourself. you 100 percent belong at pride and all of you make this community a better place.

[bbq-barnes-deactivated20250625]

this is really important. please remember that trans straight people are still LGBTQ+. please keep them in your activism and see their struggles. trans straight people are still trans and being like “well your straight now, feel better soon” causes so much pain. imagine you suffer to identify as you truly are and as soon as you’re comfortable with your gender you are now torn down for who you love. its so weird that this even as to be said but trans people BELONG at pride. remember that a black trans women is the reason we have pride to begin with.

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

you're constantly horny aren't you

well no sometimes I am asleep

[rosegoldlips]

harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[nneeror-deactivated20251225-dea]

Are u ok??

no i want to leave the country and start a new life

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[bbq-barnes-deactivated20250625]

hcs of bucky hitting you with his car and then driving off!!!!!!!!!

omg not you kinning third grade me!!!! (if you didnt know i was in a hit and run!!) 

- he’d be in a rush to get to work! (just like the women who hit me!) - would be going 40 in a 25!!!  - hits you in his red 2001 honda civic - after he hits you, he’d look back in the rear view mirror to see if you were still moving - if you are, he’d put the car in reverse and run you over again, just to make sure your likely hood of survival is low! - if you aren’t, he’d still hit you again and then drive off to work, blood on his tires and all - he’d end up changing his tires - never think about it again - he’d be content in killing you like the stray cat you are!! 

hope you enjoyed this headcanon xoxo!

[bbq-barnes-deactivated20250625]

pls do hcs of bucky taking care of the reader after they get called a slur by tony!!! 🥺

ik this is my friend, in this headcanon tony calls the reader the r-slur and f-slur (yes me and my friend can reclaim it) 

- bucky is very mad about the whole thing - asks reader if they want to take care of it with tony or if he should

If bucky does:  - beats the living shit out tony  - asks him if that is how he mother would want him to speak - after he says that, he’d remind tony that he wouldn’t know considering Bucky killed her - make him apologize to you if he is still alive afterward - everyone would find out what tony said  - he’d lose all his friends including Bruce Banner 

If you take care of it:  - you’d kill him - bucky would help you hide the body  - steve would be mad at the two of you and say what you guys did was wrong and not nice - would make you write him an apology note to put on his tomstone tbh

[lightlysaltedwhore]

SO TRUE BESTIE 😩🙌🏻 KILLING IT LIKE ALWAYS

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming