Si1verStarr

✩ call me liz or sterling | 23 | she/her | mdni ✩ ✩ +18 only ✩ pfp & header: me

[si1verstarr]

-ˏˋ⋆ Hello starshine ⋆ˊˎ-

Welcome to my blog!

!18+ ONLY!

No age in bio or blank blogs will be blocked instantly

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[glowcowboy]

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[ranni-thewitch]

words we ought to say more often:

apocryphal

[ranni-thewitch]

anatine

[ranni-thewitch]

wherewithal

[ranni-thewitch]

grotto

[ranni-thewitch]

umstroke

[ranni-thewitch]

posthaste

[ranni-thewitch]

superlative

[shabririfrenzy]

beastmode

[ranni-thewitch]

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

[ranni-thewitch]

crepuscular

[ranni-thewitch]

peripatetic

[ranni-thewitch]

apropos

[ranni-thewitch]

effervescent

[ranni-thewitch]

taciturn

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[teaboot]

How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you weren’t even aware of

[teaboot]

An addendum:

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[hunnismokah]

enjin !!!!!!! i started watchign gachiakuta its really good

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[animelionessmika]

^what artistic growth feels like

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes