sheriff: You ran a red light.
lightning: So did you, hypocrite.
sheriff: I was following you.
lightning: That was dumb, I'm a racer.
sheriff: Get out.

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sheriff: You ran a red light.
lightning: So did you, hypocrite.
sheriff: I was following you.
lightning: That was dumb, I'm a racer.
sheriff: Get out.
more lightning and doc!
lightning: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers! lightning: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Sally! lightning: She saw.
Read McQueen's backstory (Struck by Lightning) yesterday and dammit he's really relatable to me
inspirational words that moves you google search
based on this post here by @bisexualmcqueen! funny post. i laughed. don't stop being funny pls
lightning, sweating: Sally, there’s something I need to ask you-
sally: Finally! You’re proposing!
lightning: How’d you know?
sally: Lightning, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. sally: I even picked it up once.
Lightning McQueen 🏎️
YIPPEEE!!!
Do you think that Jackson would say that McQueen’s at unc status just to piss him off??
you know that one old commercial where lightning keeps going hashtaagggg to piss her off
lightning & mater: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
smokey: ...
doc, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
lightning, when sheriff is arresting him: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
sheriff: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
missed him so much
lightning: Thanks for not telling Doc what happened.
cal, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
lightning: You know me, Sally, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
sally, unconvinced: What?
lightning: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
*playing twister*
sally: Right hand red.
lightning: *ends up on top of francesco* lightning: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
sally: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
lightning and doc time-
doc got a solid C- in his psychology course