Well, fuck

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[dndaddyissues]

[toastbutteregg]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[arkhamjamesv]

This is how I feel describing most of my personal favorite characters.

[anxietyproblem]

[art-has-died]

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

[valtsv]

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

[cynicjovial]

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

[bunniope]

call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin

[blackpyrefly]

hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[funnytwittertweets]

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[holorifle]

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

[toskarin]

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[alpine-hoplite]

Absolutely based quote my dude

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[space-mouse]

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.