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YOOOOOOO U BACK

“Back”? Ah, that’s one of those words I don’t like to use. Know why? Because it implies that I’m not omnipresent, and guess what - I absolutely am!

I don’t think I believe that. I mean, I can think of dozens of places where you’re not.

Hey, ix-nay on the ot-actually-being-omnipresent…nay!

Nice. They’ll never be able to break that cipher.

Fine. Whatever.

Cam OUT!

((Haha, thanks. :D Probably not back for good, but I might drop in a bit more often and write for these characters.))

#cam #ask-firefly-the-raichu #asks #Epsilon

<Epsilon> You know, I distinctly remember hearing him say something about how he never slept.

<Upsilon> So should we wake him up?

<Epsilon> ...Nah, let him be. He’s far less dangerous when he’s sleeping.

<Cam> Zzz... GDP of Brazil... snzznzsk... richest Ditto in all the land... zzz...

<Epsilon> It is kinda creepy how he sleeps with his eyes open, though.

<Cam> Zzz... that way I can see you coming... zzz... yes, specifically you, Epsilon...

<Epsilon> Right, let’s get outta here.

<Daleth> NOT SO FAST! Now’s the perfect time to put that little slime ON ICE! YEAH!

<Aleph> Boss, the odds of this working are--

<Daleth> I don’t care what the odds are! Let’s just get this done!

<Aleph> If you say so...

<Sai> Whoa, what’s going on over here? This a party?

<Daleth> A party-- no! This is an ambush! AN AMBUSH!

<Sai> An ambush, huh? Who’re you ambushing?

<Daleth> That Ditto-- ... oh no.

<Upsilon> He left while you were talking! In his sleep, even. All I can do in my sleep is snore.

<Aleph> I hate to say ‘I told you so,’ boss, but--

<Daleth> Shut up!

<Ayin> Wa ur aw ay ye yellin'? Some ay us ur tryin' tae train in peace an' whieest, ye ken.

<Sai> Sorry about that.

<Epsilon> You can understand her?

<Sai> Sure! Why wouldn’t I be able to?

<Eta> Oh, Zeta, look! It’s all of our friends!

<Zeta> Indeed, Eta, indeed!

<Daleth> This is getting too complicated. Aleph, time to roll out!

<Aleph> Yes, boss. (Never heard that one before...)

<Eta> They’re fleeing, Zeta.

<Zeta> Indeed. Time to enact the Baseline Protocol, Eta.

<Eta> Baseline Protocol it is, Zeta.

<Daleth> Time to roll out faster, Aleph!

<Aleph> I’m going, I’m going!

<Ayin> Wa is thaur aye sae much stooshie an' confusion aroond ye lot?

<Sai> That’s just the way things go sometimes.

#Epsilon #Upsilon #Daleth #aleph #cam #sai #ayin #eta #zeta #i miss these guys #long post

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Takeshi: … Are you two… listening to us?

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((I keep trying to think of something to add to this, but it is literally perfect as-is.))

#Daleth #aleph #takeshi #athena #askthebladeduo

<Eta> What will it take to get you to stop following us?

<Zeta> Yes! Stop! Stop, yes!

<Cam> Oh-hohoho! You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like me to stop following you!

<Eta> Yes.

<Zeta> Indeed.

<Eta> That is, in fact, why we said it.

<Cam> Well, well, well... too bad for you, then! I'm not going to stop until I catch you in the act!

<Eta> The act?

<Zeta> The act of what?

<Cam> Oh, you know.

<Cam> You know.

<Cam> CAM OUT!

<Eta> And he calls us crazy.

<Zeta> (The implication, of course, being that he, not we, is the crazy one.)

<Eta> Indeed, Zeta. A masterful summary.

<Zeta> Thank you, Eta. Thank you.

#cam #eta #zeta

Ever heard of the Kalos Region? Or megaevolution? Kalos is a very wonderful region but I dont believe your group can use megastones

Kalos? I think I’ve heard of it once or twice. Never been there, though. Now, Mega Evolution, that’s a different story. That’s been all the buzz nowadays. I’ve been jonesing to get my metaphorical hands on one of those Mega Stones. They sound mega valuable.

Plus, they look really neat!

There’s that too, I guess.

#epsilon #Anonymous #upsilon

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Did someone say Theory Thursday?

I’ve been posting all kinds of plot posts lately. Besides, I’m curious if people are even paying attention/care about the plot I’m building up.

So yea. Send me theories, be them legit or crazy and messed up.

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((I'd like some. :D))

Nidoking: "Daleth, how skilled are you in combat?"

How skilled am I? AHAHA! What a question! I got the skills to pay the bills! UNF!

You have a roughly 89% chance to lose to that Lopunny every time she shows up. Your odds of being beaten by that Ditto are 100%, with a margin of error of less than one tenth of a percent. If your skills are paying our bills, we’re going to have to declare bankruptcy.

STOP TALKING!

#daleth #aleph #asks #ask-shizuna-the-tyranitar

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(( This reboot blog is now officially up and running! ))

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((yyyeeeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH))

<Cam> Hey! Sparky! Good to see you!

<Cam> I'm just dropping in to say thanks for dealing with that Praesepe problem. Whatever you did, guy hightailed it out of town. Good show.

<Epsilon> Dealing with-- oh! Yes! Yes, I definitely dealt with him. That is a thing I did, and your statement is in no way wrong. Just a whole mess of truth being thrown around.

<Cam> Anyway, that means you're out of my service. Just remember to come to me, Cam, for all your extortion, vote-fixing, and kayaking needs!

<Cam> Cam... OUT!

<Epsilon> ...huh.

#cam #Epsilon #Praesepe

☱ Kilián, 'cause... hey, why not? ouo

"Dear Journal:

It's great, right? What they call serendipity. I was training today. You know how it is. It's useful stuff, but it can be... well, kind of dull. I haven't taken the time to come up with a new training regimen for a while, so this one is kind of wearing thin. But guess who I ran into during my jog? Kilian! My jog may have taken me past her normal training spot, haha... anyway, we shot the breeze for a while, then went for a run together. It was fun!"

#kilian #sai #shadowscarknight

☱ ((Because it's been a while))

"dear diary!

we ran into max today!! its been so long since we last saw him! he says hes doing okay and wanted to know if we still had that map. we told him yes! because we do still have the map. well epsilon has the map. he says its safer if he holds onto it. i wanna hold onto it sometime too but if epsilon says its for the best then i believe him."

#upsilon #maxew #vulpesgolfclub #meme

☱ Yemir

"Daleth log 826

All right, so, get this. Long day today, right? Ran into the runts; they were exploring a cave me and Aleph were exploring. Don’t know what it is, but they always seem to end up where we are. Anyway, we kicked them to the curb like always and left the cave. But wouldn’t you know it? Right when we left, we ran into that giant freak! How does she do it?! It’s not like someone that big could sneak up on us!

Aleph is telling me that I should be prudent in what I write. Forget that! It’s not like she’s ever going to read this!”

#daleth #yemir #meme #gregnas-the-grouch