#gregnas-the-grouch

[leilani-and-kass]

Yemir: "Oi, what's a dragon like you doing in a dingy human building like this? Ain't ya supposed to be livin' in the mountains or somethin'? Ya look like you'd put up a good fight! Most dragons I fought do, at least. I may only have one arm, but that's more than enough to knock yer socks off! Wait, do dragons even wear socks?"

"For fuck's sake, you gotta be as big as this damn building yourself, lady!!"

"Hmph..."

"Anyway, you ain't wrong. Normally my kind are native to Alola's Melemele Canyon, but hey, we obviously ain't on Melemele Island anymore, now are we? Did ya see any other mountains on this island? No? That's cause there ain't any. Just this volcano and this dingy old shit hole of a building, and Arceus knows how that got in here."

"I'm not going out to... that ocean, so as far as I'm concerned, it's either this building or that jungle out there where all the other wild Pokemon live. And even though I'm the most dangerous game on the island, I ain't takin' my chances. There's nothing up there that bothers me 'cept for the odd Salandit or Salazzle, it's probably the closest thing to the mountains on this island, and I get to keep Joshua's stuff safe. Win-win in my book, if you ask me."

The dragon sizes up the gigantic Gallade in front of him, completely unfazed by the size difference between the two. "You are something, though. Don't think I've ever seen a Pokemon, let alone a Gallade, as massive as you are." Kass smirks. "But hey, fighting everythin' else on this island is boring as hell anyway, and that's with me lacking in the eyeball department, so I relish the challenge. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, right? Hahahahah!!"

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[ask-the-wishmaster]

“My father wasn’t around as often. I don’t even think he knows that I’m blind.” the taller Psychic said pensively, before shrugging and crossing one leg daintily over the other. 

“I will say, my mother was very into the dark magical and Shamanic practices of our village, more so than is usually considered healthy.” he explained. “I wouldn’t be surprised if she cursed me for whatever reason.”

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[askmercforhire]

Baozhai: "I'm curious, what do you think of pokemon that were once human? Take ghost types, such as I. I'm sure the conundrums involved in that must have been quite the headache in someone's legal department, no? By the by, what brand of cigarette are you using? I'm asking for a friend."

“If you die and come back as a ghost, you wouldn’t really qualify as human anymore. 

Lot of people don’t even think ghosts were ever human - just Pokémon made out of people’s lingering grievances and all that. Ghosts can’t even remember their supposed past lives either. 

So, no. It’s not really a headache for anyone’s legal department.

And these are Morleys. Nothing fancy.”

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[talesofghalidor]

(( yo why you guys’ OC’s with mine gotta result in such lovely kiddos and nice waifus huh?? D: @gregnas-the-grouch ))

[draykad]

More commission stuff for my bud @gregnas-the-grouch!

[neverlandfaerai]

"How can there be Darkrais at this place, but nobody is screaming in terror or at least eating their lips in paranoid schizophrenia? What a rip off! I want my money back! Or at least some pumpkin pie." Whisper growled, holding aloft a simple carved pumpkin as she eyed Peter. "Hey, you! You got them fairy vibes. Think you can spice things up a bit by making this pumpkin come alive? I need an appetizer with scaring pants off the wee kiddies before going to the main course. Adults."

After planting the (temporarily) animate pumpkin behind Whisper, Peter disappears into the bushes, hoping to get a scare out of her before the pumpkin can be used on other event attendees. The pumpkin itself widens its jaws and screeches.

(Sorry that this was done after Halloween AAAA Dx)

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[askunseeliecourt]

"So, you like to make deals, do you?" A rather wilted and pale Gardevoir inquired, hovering near The Judge like a puppet with no strings attached. "I wonder, have there ever been any sort of pacts you regret more than anything else? Fae are tricky things, but even they make mistakes, no?" The ghoul's tone and smile almost seemed to be taunting the Mimikyu.

Not off-put by the Gardevoir’s tricky maneuvers, The Judge peered up with a peculiar glint in her eyes.

“I have never regret any pact I’ve made.”

[askfogbounduxie]

(( ◀️◀️ for Athena. ))

“ You get a pretty lake with lots of flowers and sparkly fountains, Artie gets a super-shiny cavern full of crystals and other gems, and I get a boring old desert!!! “

“ It’s not about which one is prettier! Dad wants us to guard the Time Gears and make sure things stay in order! “

“ Yeah! That’s my point! Nobody’s gonna wanna go into a desert full of sand! Why even bother putting anyone there!? It’s not fair, it’s not fair!! “

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“ Heh... I’d give anything for Aphrodite to throw another of her tantrums right now... “