Casual Alien

27 / Bi / Graphic designer, printmaker, and occasional photographer / I love to watch movies / I sometimes rescue plants from the clearance section

[chongoblog]

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

[dramatic-dolphin]

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

[graceofgosh]

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

[kosmogrl]

[silverjirachi]

[orteil42]

indie games: what if you were a little fly. what if a sentient locomotive was after you. what if you tidied up a house. what if you were a bear who runs a B&B

AAA games: what if u had a gun

[nayters]

[kaijuno]

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

HE CAN DO ALCHEMY

[who-needs-words]

CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A LOVE POTION

[vvitchy]

look at these little beings

[vvitchy]

what da fuck. those are literally molecules

[memewhore]

Pre-Yelp review.

[angelicguy]

doing the king henry IV of france face and everyone getting pissed at me

[sioltach]

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

[lemonsweet]

[lemonsweet]

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone

[funnytwittertweets]

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

[tinfoilhattime]

[red-mercer]

[pr1nceshawn]

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

[mas-arte]

what are you talking about all of those were absolutely necessary