Casual Obsession

cat lady • mom friend • emotional mess

[susielesbian]

me this morning: today’s the day i Get Stuff Done!

by 9 pm:

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[siderealsandman]

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyanimalgifs]

Fluffy boy gets stuck

[animalwoonz]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lishra]

[torracat]

both of these are how ur cat feels about being in ur bedroom

[cybercrimer]

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

[shayminning]

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

[lemonbellflower]

due to personal reasons i will not work

[lightofdawn108]

Due to personal reasons I will be there for you. Solidly supportive

[trashboat]

tumblr just fucking nailing it today

[hydro-homies]

The Roomba that saved the world

[catasters]

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[programmerhumour]

And probably not answered

[bonjour700]

[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

[emeraldcharos-blog]

[lightofdawn108]

Thing I've noticed:

Older person: these youths shouldn't be learning all this whishy washy LIBERAL arts nonsense in high school and college! We need to teach them REAL things, like taxes!

"Youth": I learned about taxes in a math class for liberal art majors and you have no idea how tax brackets work. Let me explain.

Older person: I DONT KNOW ITS ALL SO COMPLICATED IF YOU GET A RAISE YOU LOSE MORE MONEY THAN YOU MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOUR WEIRD SOCIALIST CONCEPT OF THE WORLD IS IRRESPONSIBLE GROW UP

[furbawl]