Six, Six - don't want to summon Satan

[ichlugebulletsandcornnuts]

sometimes a family is a teenage girl, her cousin who won’t shut up about being beheaded, the world’s most successful gold digger, a divorced catholic, a government-assigned Mum Friend™️ and a woman who draws the line in arbitrary places, and they’re also a girlband.

[leviathan-supersystem]

right-wing christians having an extremely normal one, perhaps the most normal one humanly possible

[the-ungodly]

im gonna start using “Well Done, Good and Faithful Servant”

[ratsstick]

Love the idea that someone at Walgreens will just beat the shit out of you before killing you if you don’t get your flu shot

[kineticpenguin]

I would apply to Walgreens immediately if I could just beat the shit out of you before killing you if you don’t get your flu shot

[violent-bulldog]

i meant to say Boleyn, but instead i said

bitch

[babeebobo]

-Catherine of Aragon at some point

[ghostlypawn]

today i offer the six fandom this… tomorrow who knows

[ja-khajay]

Brothers.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Dermatologists HATE him

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[ditached-deactivated20151002]

Please reblog

[chlosf]

I’ve never reblogged something faster

[hexagonaldolans-deactivated2020]

Everyone deserves the right to clean water.

Everyone

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

HECCCC YEAH BABEY

[twwren]

doing it again (psst, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @thebootydiaries @thehugwizard @glumshoe @writing-prompt-s @one-time-i-dreamt) hecc your blog theme, reblog this and save lives

[thehugwizard]

REBLOG!!!!!!¡!!!

[im----locked]

reblog, please

@wolfstsrshipper @enby-exe @thatsthat24 @i-am-avacado @one-time-i-dreamt @doctordragonisback @finley-myself

[seblaine]

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

[nopacrossing]

Roald, buddy… are you okay?

[kingjaffejoffer]

Murderers from Oakland Police Department attempting to show solidarity with the community they’ve terrorized.

[lightphitting]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 💕

And…? Never mind.

My favourite animal is a sealion

My MacDonald's order is fries & McFlurry

I think beige is a slept on colour

[mayor-joolah-deactivated2020111]

Just because I'm curious, reblog with your favorite and least favorite ACNH flower in the tags. 🌷

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[drahco-malloy-deactivated202106]

Six queens as Gemma Collins quotes

Aragon: This is a fucking pisstake, you're all taking the piss out of me

Boleyn: You're obsessed with me and iiiii love it

Seymour: I'd just like to say thank you for all the memays that you've sent me this week

Cleves: I'm not getting involved, I'm just here to enjoy myself GC style you know what I mean.

Howard: I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop slagging me off behind my back

Parr: I don't want to play any more games. I'm fucking gamed out.

[worm]

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that

[inkskinned]

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

[moonbell-cottage]

Giveaway!

To celebrate 100 followers, I’d like thank you guys by giving away some of my favorite items in New Horizons to one of you!

🤎 Must be following

🤎 Like and reblog for 1 entry each

🤎 Be able to use a dodo code to receive items

That’s it! I’ll pick a winner next week on Thursday May 21st evening central time.

Thank youuu 😘

Diy recipes:

• floral swag

• tiny library

• mum cushion

• tree branch wreath

Items:

• knapsack

• apron

• candles

• cushion

• plushie

• embroidery

• pen stand

• art

• mushroom wreath

• sunflower crown

[ghostlypawn]

Is Ur lifestyle gonna change cos of the restrictions changes tomorrow

probably not lol i have left my house 3 times in about 8 weeks

[lightphitting]

“I haven't a life to be restricted” - quote of the century