What am I doing here

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

MY DAD HAS AGREED TO CALL ME ROBIN FUCK YEAH

[twwren]

EYYYYY!

[twwren]

Omg hey

:D hello

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[thegraftedbranch]

Woke up today and groaned at a few people being Wrong on the Internet. Clocked into writing center orientation from 10:00-12:00. Fascist insurrection stormed the Capitol.

[sleepnoises]

Fucked up yet predictable that this post stays relevant

[twwren]

Went to school today, presented on “Why snails are good pets” in my Logic class. After that we went to lunch and some girl spilled her lunch on the ground. Apparently some new virus was discovered last week, hopefully it won’t be a big deal. 

[o1leander]

I REMEMBER THAT PRESENTATION AND IT CONVINCED ME 1000%

oh yeah an covid was found out that week so that was fun too ig

[oh-in-italics]

We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines

[dissapointment-the-christmas-elf]

i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point

[oh-in-italics]

Hey dude! What the fuck!

[o1leander]

i hereby predict something to do with kangeroos and a life-threatening asteroid sometime around october

[twwren]

please don’t do this to us harmony please im begging you

[twwren]

This year we celebrate the anniversary of the threat of World War III with the threat of Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[homotology]

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

[attic-apathetic]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY HAS SPOKEN

[alexanderthenotsogr8]

BILL NYE IS THE ICON THAT WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

[harvocel]

JANUARY 6TH

[catchymemes]

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Zero self awareness yet they want to pull statistics out of their assholes

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[shangheists]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[ashleystlawrence]

[itscolourmix]

RESURRECTION ON THE 10TH LET’S GOOOO

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[casperscareschool]

no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school… it’s up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds It’s Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[maskwearingsocio]

[cattyanon]

@fernlom

[fernlom]

Pretty much

[o1leander]

why do homework when you can spend half an hour staring at the wall and making a massive world-building story